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George C. III

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About Me

I get myspace layouts at UltimateMySpace.com. Get this layoutI used to say a policeman, a fireman, or an astronaut when asked, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Well, forty years later, I haven't grown up yet, although I have grown out of such lofty aspirations, not to mention my elementary school wardrobe. Since then I have bought new clothes at least 238 times.
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My Interests

I'll kick yer ass on the pool table while enjoying a few beers and not brag or gloat about it. Music is a constant in my life(see below). I actually like my job and the people I work with. I'm two hours north of Boston and I go there every chance I get. I live in Central New Hampshire just minutes away from lakes and mountains. I carry a small spiral notebook with me almost everywhere just in case inspiration strikes. I wouldn't want to miss out on a phrase or sentence that might spur me on to write THE MEDIOCRE AMERICAN NOVEL.

I'd like to meet:

I enjoy hanging out with people who aren't full of themselves, who don't take themselves TOO seriously---yet seriously enough as to not shirk their responsibilities. Human beings who can dish it out AND take it are pretty cool in my pamphlet. Self importance is not a good quality. Anyone suffering from this affliction is only important to oneself. Who needs that? _Dropkick Murphys - Tessie
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Music:

MY TOP TEN ARTISTS

  • 01: Beatles
  • 02: Beach Boys(tie)
  • 02: Ramones(tie)
  • 04: Monkees
  • 05: Elvis Costello(tie)
  • 05: Elvis Presley(tie)
  • 07: Rolling Stones
  • 08: Blondie 09: T Rex
  • 10: Everyone else from ABBA to ZZ Top, and believe me, I mean it. I own thousands upon thousands of lps and CDs. I still have eight track tapes for Supreme Being's sake.
  • *ties listed in alphabetical order

    Movies:

    I haven't been to a movie theater in well over a dozen years. I don't have to see something when it first comes out; I can wait for the DVD to be released a mere few months after the theatrical release. I like most genres and I will say that The Wizard Of Oz is my all time favorite. It has something for everyone. You gotta love those flying monkeys...It's too bad they are now extinct.

    Television:

    infomercials, infomercials, and more infomercials, really bad talk shows(that means all of 'em), MTV and VH1 when they actually play MUSIC(translation: hardly ever), reality shows having a hint of "reality"(none), cartoons(the Simpsons and the Family Guy for newer; Hanna-Barbera and Warner Brothers for older), the Three Stooges(Joe Besser episodes excluded), ALL programs in at least their 50th run of syndication(lots), the Hitler-um-I mean History Channel, Discovery, unbiased news channels(???)...Televised Red Sox and Patriots games negate all other shows on at the same time.

    Books:

    I read mostly biographies and nonfiction on almost any subject as long as the author holds my interest. It probably wouldn't hurt me to peruse several "self help" books but upon entering a bookstore, I refuse to ask where the section is because that would be defeating the purpose.

    Heroes:

    My heroes have NEVER been cowboys(and never will be thanks to Brokeback Mountain)or anyone else for that matter. So I guess I'm still holding out for one. Or, perhaps, we don't need another hero. Sheroes, on the other foot, are a completely different ball bearing. My fictional sheroes(in no particular order):

      Alice Nelson Peggy Bundy Amanda Bellows Sweet Polly Purebread The Wicked Witch Of The East Della Street Eva Grubb The Flying Nun Cousin Serena Stacy's Mom

    Nonfictional sheroes(in no particular order):
  • Dolly Madison
  • Nancy Kwan
  • Madame Tussaud
  • The Singing Nun
  • Patty Hearst
  • Tonya Harding
  • Claudine Longet
  • Darva Conger
  • Suzy Chafee
  • Yvonne Craig

    My Blog

    Amtrack

    Quarters flattened by Amtrack trainsDo not fit in vending machine coin slotsNor can they be rolledIn a tight cohesive mannerNo two are alikeThey cannot magically regainTheir original shapeLike the mag...
    Posted by George C. III on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:28:00 PST

    Babe Ruth

    Many baseball enthusiasts consider Babe Ruth "the greatest player of all time." He's NOT, although he certainly was one of the most colorful. Yes, he was extremely talented and a welcome breath of fr...
    Posted by George C. III on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:41:00 PST

    The Other 364 Days Of The Year

    ..> I give a tip o' the hatWhen I say top o' the mornin'Each and every afternoonI'm not waiting aroundFor just that one day a yearMarch 17 never comes too soonI have Lucky Charms for breakfastCorne...
    Posted by George C. III on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:03:00 PST

    Itinerary For The Twelve Days Of Christmas

    Thursday, Dec. 14:  relax on my day off Friday, Dec. 15:  go to work.  after work, go to local department store where a friend of mine is playing "Santa" and shout, "Hi Jeff!" in front ...
    Posted by George C. III on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

    Fun With The Homeless

    "Do the homeless take baths?"          ;           ;        "Why? Are ther...
    Posted by George C. III on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST

    Straight Male Hitting On A Dyke

    Lesbian beauty, you're a real cutie So why don't we do something naughty I'm your dream come true, I'm a lesbian too But I'm trapped in this mans' body Lesbian honey, it's not a matter of...
    Posted by George C. III on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:13:00 PST

    SNAKESKIN BOOTS

      My snakeskin boots are shedding. I'm pretty sure they're still POISONOUS!!! Actually, I do not own any snakeskin boots. The pair I have are made of giraffeskin(neck only). Why, you ask...
    Posted by George C. III on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:08:00 PST