I CAN MULTI-TASK AND TRAFFIC SUCKS |
Ok, so I'm driving down Interstate 15 at around 5pm. Traffic everywhere. Bumper to bumper. I reach over for the salad I decided to bring on my battle since I anticipated this chaos. As I'm preparing m...
Posted by POKER ADDICT on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:03:00 PST |
You can not change people |
As I found out the hard way
I was used for thousands of dollars, being a chauffer, sex not love, cheated on , lied to and humiliated.
And I did it out of compassion, which is an emotion I want deleted...
Posted by POKER ADDICT on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:49:00 PST |
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Posted by POKER ADDICT on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:58:00 PST |
The homeless and the poor |
For those of you the make fun of these people you should bashed on the forehead with an egg ! Most of these people are not druggies or alcoholics but people that have mental disabilites, no family or ...
Posted by POKER ADDICT on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:38:00 PST |
TAKE THIS QUIZ........... |
WHERE DOES ALL THE WHITE GO AFTER THE SNOW MELTS?
WHY DO YOU PARK ON A DRIVEWAY AND DRIVE ON A PARKWAY?
WHY DO THEY CALL IT JUMBO SHRIMP?
WHY DO THEY CALL IT A PAIR OF PANTS?
WHY IS THE ALPHABE...
Posted by POKER ADDICT on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST |
PHONES SHOULD HAVE BREATHALIZERS ON THEM ...... |
AS A MATTER OF FACT, WHEN DRUNK , TALKING SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
WE SHOULD RESORT TO SIGN LANGUAGE SUCH AS:
THE MIDDLE FINGER- SELF EXPLANITORY
GRABBING YOUR CROTCH- HAVE TO PEE
POINTING- THIS COULD MEAN,...
Posted by POKER ADDICT on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 09:34:00 PST |
ADVICE YOU CAN NOT GO WITHOUT.......A MUST READ |
1ST- WHEN DRINKING A ROCK STAR, DO NOT PLACE IN YOUR LAP WHILE DRIVING AND WEARING LIGHT COLORED PANTS. (THE COLOR IS TOO MUCH LIKE PEE)
2ND- IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT WEAR UNDER WEAR, MAKE SURE...
Posted by POKER ADDICT on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:56:00 PST |
"MY BALLS ARE HARIER THAN ZZ TOPS CHIN.........LETS GO MAKE BRAIDS" |
HOW COULD I REFUSE THIS PICK UP LINE???
ANOTHER ONE WAS :
I WOULD SUCK A DICK TO GET NEXT TO YOU....
ANYONE HAVE ANY CHEESY LINES THEY'D LIKE TO SHARE?????????????????
...
Posted by POKER ADDICT on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:34:00 PST |
SOME FACTS ABOUT ME |
1. I HAVE 10 PIERCINGS
2. 1 TATTOO , WORKING ON MORE
3. MY FAVORITE BAND IS SYSTEM OF A DOWN
4. I LOVE JAGERMEISTER
5. POKER- OBVIOUS
6. I THINK A CAR IS A WASTE OF MONEY
7. I THINK FASHION IS DU...
Posted by POKER ADDICT on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 06:14:00 PST |
