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| View Show | Create Your Own To take the easiest route to become a huge star by lying, cheating and stabbing people in the back who get in my way. I want to do a lot of drugs, date hot women that arent in my league. I want to be so fake, that people think Im real. Look out Hollywood, Im coming home .... ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ ‡ < ....
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Comedy writing (trying to be a comic), Indie Movies, bands, people. Fantasy football don't knock it I won 2K grand this year. Collecting comics and Action figures.. they're art!. [Don't call them dolls!!] I love Invader Zim I want to get them back on the air. Starting to workout alot.. weird, I pump iron then my hand.

I'd like to meet:

Girls, girls, girls, in my area that like to go out drinking, parting, concerts and have fun and hang out. I like all types of women I connect with people on all different levels, whatever that means I'm high right now writing this garbage that i hope might get me laid, but that never happens i might as well transmit this to outer space! ! ! ! ! !

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Your results:
You are Venom

Venom 94%
Dr. Doom 91%
Apocalypse 78%
Juggernaut 76%
Dark Phoenix 75%
Mystique 72%
Magneto 64%
Mr. Freeze 64%
Two-Face 64%
Lex Luthor 63%
The Joker 59%
Kingpin 59%
Green Goblin 56%
Catwoman 54%
Poison Ivy 51%
Riddler 32% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
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Music:

Tool, Slipknot, Queen, Soundgarden, NIN , Radiohead, Alice in Chains, the Black Crows, The Cult, Everclear, Dropping Daylight, Jeff buckley, the Killers, Muse, the Shins, Franz Ferdinand, the Hives, Muschroomhead, My Chemical Romance, The Black Keys, Avenge Sevenfold, Jamiroquai, CLUTCH, TOADIES, nine black alps, say anything,

Movies:

Star Wars Movies, Lord of the Rings, Boondock Saints, Comic Book Movies, Quinten Tarrintino Movies, Pixir, American Splendor [Cleveland Movie], Jim Carey Movies, Wes Anderson Movies, John Hughes shit, Tim Burton,Frank Miller...Blah Blah Blah...I am a fan of a lot of the GOOD SHIT! ! ! ! ! ! ! !THE HORROR CONVENTION

Television:

invader zim, south park, my name is earl, the office, the venture bros., harvey birdman. pardon the interuption, around the horn, family guy, simpsons, 60 mins. discovery channel, 30rock,

Books:

WHAT THE HELL IS A BOOK ? COMIC BOOKS, GRAFIC NOVELS, BOOKS ON TAPES MAXIM, PLAYBOY, SPIN, SI, COSMO SO I CAN FIND THE G SPOT

Heroes:

My family, lenny bruce, george carlin,richard pryer, sam kinson, peter sellers, bill hicks,diceman, john belushi, jim carrey, chris rock, dave attel, dave chappelle, denis leary, bobby slatetin,joan rivers, jim brueler, paton ozwall, tony cornheiser, frank miller, howard stern
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