The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV

About Me

This is an interactive drinking game, Girl in a Werewolfs Dorm(You can download the whole 72 minutes of drunken somethin er another) ..
Online Videos by Veoh.com---------------------------------------------------- -Monster from Green Hell CHECK IT OUT(first 8 minutes) --------------------------------------- WELCOME TO THE 2008TH YEAR SINCE THEY STARTED COUNTING...Space For Rent TV takes the public domain B Horror/Kung fu movies and mixes in some hi-tech graphics, animations and newer(local) music. The Pimp sells/trades ads that do not appear just once, we've found ways of fusing the paid spots into the movie in a fun, semi-non-interuptive way. We LOVE to promote small business for very little money OR trade.* Got something to promote? Already have a produced video promoting your business? Just want to get on TV? Get ahold of us. BREAKING NEW GROUND DAILY!! You have seen it for yourself, commercials IN old movie. Facts: -The Pimp is the 1st horror host to use 3d animation interacting within the movies/skits. Alo has a 3d and cartoon version showing up here and there.- Number 1 return from google in several keyword fields- income goes to animal rescues- shown in 5 countries and sadly just a few cities in the US(sniff) ----------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------------- Our production is based in Cleveland, Ohio near Brooklyn. A huge tradition of Cleveland horror hosts has made us push the bar to the next level. Keywords for google: the ghoul ghoulardi the pimp horror host movie monster zombie raisins leeches romero living dead space for rent tv ohio cinema wasteland cable internet youtube veoh frankenstein dracula werewolf penile implants drive inn massacre little shop of whores horrors hearse cadillac actors actress casting intermission snacks bucktoothedbastard skits sketches bits commercial breaks advertising broadcasting hdtv 3ccd sony adobe premiere 3d animation cell shade shading

My Interests

All funds The Pimp make go towards several rescued animals. No fancy car, no fancy house....shit... The Pimp enjoys Horrors, Animal care, lost wax casting, video production, 3d animation, horror conventions, watching movies with commentary, working with large cats, selling on Ebay, garden hoes, parrots and peace and quiet.The Pimps Horror House show openMetzilla Playes Voodoo ChildFiesty Lil Peckers Art of Noise and The Pimp

I'd like to meet:

The show always needs fresh faces. I'd love to meet someone local who also does 3d animation. Also looking for exotic animal owners who would like to share a few minutes of their critters on camera(fcf) only. Casting at this time. We'd like to meet/talk to anyone who has any interest in horror/acting/animation/art/musicPsychedelic movie casting - need people who own long sleeve black shirts, black pants. Scene will be similar to a ralley scene in "Pink Floyd The Wall". You will be given the crossed hoe pin to keep. Length of shoot 1hr. Location: Cleveland Metroparks(shhh) Date: Not set. Casting begins APRIL 15th, basically just message me and I will put you in the group for announcement(1).Ninjas - we need them pesky ninjas, if you or someone you know dons the garb of the ninja(aka have yer own costume) we need you for a one day shoot. Let us know if you are interested. Bring your swords and stars....

Music:

80's metal Metallica Black Sabbath NWA The Mentors The Doors Generation X Anthrax 2 Live Crew(with Luke) 2pac Aerosmith Disco(yeah The Pimp can cut a lil rug) Alice Cooper Rob Zombie Beastie Boys Cheech and Chong George Clinton Herbie Handcock Jimi Hendrix Pink Floyd King Diamond Merciful Fate Zeppelin Marilyn Manson Motley Crue Motorhead OZZY Pantera Peter Sellers Rammstein Run DMC Sir Mix-Alot Slayer Slim Whitman SNOOP TECHNO(Sandstorm) Van Halen

Movies:

I have watched Night of the living dead frame by frame 6 times. Toho Godziller movies,Super Troopers, Full Metal Jacket, Office Space, All Cheech and Chong flicks, The Lost Boys, Lucasfilms, Night of the Living Dead, The Lords of Dogtown, Dont be a Menace While Drinking your juice in the Hood, Bones, The Crow,the Scary movie series, etc etc

Television:

All Fox 8 Cleveland except for The Ghost Whisperer(shutup!!!) Family Guy, Aquateen Hungerforce,Arrested Development(now a movie! IMDB.com), 24, Prisonbreak, Hells Kitchen, Martin, Girlfriendz, Smallville, 1/2 and 1/2, Cheers, South Park, any how toos etc.

Books:

If it begins with How to. Books on 3d, large cats, large mammals, wiccan and occult, alchemy, conspiracies, biographies, no fiction-my mind cannot be entertained by fiction..

Heroes:

Tommy Chong(ya know, the director), William(Bill) Shatner, animal care givers, George Lucas, Mike Judge, Peter Sellers, Andy Kauffman, Bruce Lee, Alfred Courte, George Romero, ShÃ´ Kosugi, Traci Lords, Richard D Kruckenberg, Cliff Burton, James Hetfield, Leslie Neilson, Mel Brooks,_____________________________________________________ ____One of our 2 minute intermissions, load the whippet now.How we show a horror flick. Night of the Living Dead:Pimp Fine: "My Wall" trailer- Music by Dead Corporate EyesGo Squad - another very short animation-Star Wars KidsHoes and Britches:

My Blog

Interactive Movie: Play quarters with us.

Thanks to veoh.com for allowing people to upload bigass files. We have 1 hour 12 minutes of drunken debauchery whilst showing Girl in a werewolfs dorm, er somthin like that. Ya pick a corner of the sc...
Posted by The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:18:00 PST

Have you just been added? and some new shit too...

We are always looking for people who may benefit themselves or us by collaboration, sometimes your occupation is why we contacted you. We love pretty girls, but are NOT looking for dates or any "whori...
Posted by The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:22:00 PST

When clients don’t leave

So yeah, hoe bidness is good and this client who came for a consultation was told before "hey I got an hour". Sure, we got along famously, brilliantly. I hinted at the time(20 mins later after the hou...
Posted by The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:53:00 PST

One more for 4/8/08 the stuff I do...

I love information. Shit. Not one fiction book in MY collection. I spend hrs and hrs reading and watching and listening. Its a hoot. I can hold a conversation on just about anything but sports. I like...
Posted by The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:55:00 PST

What boys should be taught about sex....

This was a point from previous blog. Ewwww SEX! Heck ya, this is written for the "men". Boys look at a female and think of how its gonna feel for them. Thats why all their engorged and tingling...
Posted by The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:41:00 PST

Randon Facts, Thanks Mark Cray (gonna find that nickname)

Here’s how you play: Once you’ve been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself , at the end choose 10 (or more) people to be tagged, lis...
Posted by The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:18:00 PST

Inspired to type about composts, thanks DCE

The compost pile, got one? Or do you fill plastic bags with grass clippings and leaves? Hey I dont fault you, this stuff blows around. One thing I have been doing for close to 20 years is a compost pi...
Posted by The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:03:00 PST

The website (and info on pc virus that u do not know)

The virus quick info follows the rant below... Oh boy. Ya may have noticed we no longer have a website. The Pimp would like to thank the Korean SOB who had a good time playing in The Pimp...
Posted by The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:01:00 PST

Insectica, Metzilla and Go Force etc.

Shrek 3 was cool, one fact is that it took 250 million hours of computer time for 2 hours. The animation I did with Insectica took 72.5 hours, one sitting. Thats two weeks work in 2.5 days. Whew! This...
Posted by The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:36:00 PST

Chocolate chip cookies

chocolate chip cookie recipe for The Pimp(no nuts please) Ingredients: 532. 35 cm3 gluten 4. 9 cm3 NaHCO3 4. 9 cm3 refined halite 236. 6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 177. 45 cm...
Posted by The Pimp's Horror House Cleveland SFRTV on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:27:00 PST