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About Me

I sell furniture. I own a store called Norton Furniture. We have large mannequins at our store so your children won't get bored while you're looking for furniture. We also have free bread. Even if you don't want to buy furniture, we sell Norton Furniture shirts (with the characature on the front) for $4 each, and are available in Large and X-Large.

By the way, here are some more pictures of me:http://www.theghoul.com/heynorton/page_01.htm

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My Interests

Sales, Furniture

I'd like to meet:

Good news for people that have credit problems...Norton Furniture is here for you. Now...SERIOUSLY...If you can't get credit at my store....you can't get credit ANYWHERE. Norton Furniture guarantees same day delivery.My name is Marc, and you can count on it...

Music:

687-1660! 687-1660! is the theme music.

My personal music collection includes Simon and Garfunkle, Jefferson Starship, Jefferson Airplane, The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, The Cars, The Police. You know, mellow music. Serious music.

Movies:

Meteor Man, Of Mice and Men, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Predator.

Television:

my commercials....on late night local tv channels in the Cleveland area.

And also Star Trek and Brady Bunch.

Books:

Of Mice and Men, Interstellar Pig, various Isaac Amisov books. coffee table books are good too.

Heroes:

there....are....no....heroes......everyone else is just....regular human beings....like you and me....we all bleed red....

My Blog

No more Big Chuck and lil' John

The final Big Chuck 'n Lil' John episode will be aired soon. They are retiring soon. Memories...
Posted by Marc on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:47:00 PST

Norton Furniture Poem titled "You Can Count On It"

"You Can Count On It" by Marc Brown. If you have credit problems, I have good news, Because Norton Furniture Is here for you. Enjoy my commercials on late-night TV? Come to my store, You...
Posted by Marc on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:48:00 PST

We got T-shirts! We got T-shirts! We got lots and lots of T-shirts!

Come to my store, Norton Furniture, to purchase a t-shirt. They are currently $4 each, and are available in sizes Large and X-Large! -Marc
Posted by Marc on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:36:00 PST

Now...SERIOUSLY...The Sound of Silence lyrics

Hello friends, here are the lyrics to the Simon and Garfunkle song "The Sound of Silence", which is in my profile. Now...Seriously! This song is so serious, but it's beautiful. Hell...
Posted by Marc on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:55:00 PST

One of my commercials.

http://www.backfall.net/linked/norton.wmv
Posted by Marc on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:21:00 PST

bs email i got (beware of spam)

I copied and pasted this from my myspace inbox. If you see messages like this, FLAG THEM! Sir , My name is Muhammed Bello.I hail from Ghana in west Africa. I came across your contact in m...
Posted by Marc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST