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Bryan

Semi-professional midwestern beard model / Last great american explorer

About Me

All west all the time.... ....I am currently on a mission to save up enough cash to buy some land in Wyoming(so far I have six bucks!)...as a means to escape the current social systems that continue to ruin my days. Besides that.....I like trees....probably more then most people....without a doubt more then all those ultra hip scene kids...yikes. (sarcastic undertones to follow)In my perfect world the sky would rain down McDonalds and a CVS would rest soundly on each street corner. All the kids would sit inside and play video games.....every once in a while they would wander outside to make sure their "gear" was still in fashion******************** Diane, please note that it appears to me that rock in roll is dead and suburban sprawl has swallowed up all the charm of small town america. And all those trees I once raved about...you know the Douglas Furs....have been replaced by Starbucks and strip malls. Diane this is not good for the spirit...not at all...not to mention the coffee is below my standards.

My Interests

Baby Bird!(Lauren, my true love!!!) writing...rocking....sleeping....the comforts of hospital pants... The Mighty West!!!!!!! American Indian Rights / Any climate below 67 degrees / Early American Landscape Painters / Time Life Music Specials

I'd like to meet:

Geoge Catlin....Sitting Bull....Charley Patton....the Aztecs.....Orville Redinbauker....Paper Clip Inventor... Crazy Horse.......Black Elk ....Vincent Gallo....Evan Dando before he cleaned up his act....Agent Cooper...Buffalo Bill....Meatloaf's hanky.....Anyone with tomato ears....and the all mighty Bruce Campbell

Music:

neil young,elliot smith, dion and the belmonts, santo and johnny, skyliners, the shadows, bobby vinton, blitzen trapper, the posies,william oldham, artie shaw,unbunny, nick armstrong, scud mountain boys, mississippi john hurt, AC Newman, Miles Davis, Gram Parsons, Skip James, Songs:Ohia,okkervil river, nick drake, Dr. Dog, tommy dorsey, any and all old scrathy records from the 20's, roy orbison, Alan Lomax Field recordings, zombies!, big star, joel plaskett emergency, wilco,the byrds, evan dando,ken stringfellow,sm and the jicks,thrush hermit,guided by voices....etc...

Movies:

.....Buffalo 66'...ameican movie...bottle rocket...david lynch creations.....Universal Monster movies of the 30's and 40's...Evil Dead...jesus' son..good,bad and the ugly..donnie darko......requiem for a dream.....bubba ho-tep.....drawing flies.....eternal sunshine for the spotless mind.....cohen brothers pre 2003

Television:

MONK and infomercials....and late night B-horror films..... and the 2 greatest shows of all time......Twin Peaks and Northern Exposure

Books:

whitman...de quincy....ross david burke...denis johnson...catlin....dee brown....anything about history

Heroes:

the inventor of hospital pants....James Randell White and of course Michael Bolton....Oh yes and my beard..

My Blog

My lame Emo cyber blog #2

(remember sarcastic undertones) oh where do I begin? first off let me say I can't find the right outfit for the big Fall Out Boy concert. What if they look at me and I'm totally wearing the wrong thin...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:43:00 PST

I am the center of the universe and everyone cares about me and my lame cyber journal

(remember extreme sarcastic undertones implied) woke up....decided that today would be the day that I would change my world..I'm so "deep" of a person that no one understands me...sigh! can't believ...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST