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Demetri

And in fact, the customer is usually an asshole and a moron!

About Me

Want to see some pictures?
my aim is herb3222 and my aim is true.

My Interests

My nightly 1 AM walks down my street and back, most things ridiculous, making lists of fake names, stealing interests from Hollywood's profile, quarter-life crises, sports, music (no new music; I really mean that), an occasional movie, Ringo Starr and compiling lists of really random things that I like to try to sound interesting to people that I know.

I'd like to meet:

Sincere people.
I would have an easier time answering the question "Who I Don't Want to Meet."

Music:

Art immitating life.

Movies:

Friedman, Domiono and Smith 4: Death Grant

Television:

Yo Gabba Gabba!

Books:

I just finished "Middlesex" by Jeffrey Eugenidis. I liked it a lot. It took me over a year to read."Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" by Chuck Klosterman was finished in 2 days.

Heroes:

Andy Kaufman, Leonidas and everyone in-between NOT named "Renne Zellwiger."

My Blog

A Conversation with a Local Meteorologist*

On Tuesday night, I decided to call the Time and Weather hotline which is run by the local news channel here in Cleveland.  Even though I pretty much knew what to expect in the realm of weather, ...
Posted by Demetri on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:45:00 PST

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

How I spent my summer vacationByDanny Ferry9-26-07Mrs. Santana3rd Period    My summer vacation was spent mostly relaxing.  I did not do any of my summer duties or summer reading.&n...
Posted by Demetri on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:57:00 PST

We had a pact!

That picture sums up my week in a nutshell.  Puns are always intended with me.I have never seen a squirrel get hit by a car.  Ever.  I have been a passenger in cars for over 26 years, d...
Posted by Demetri on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:14:00 PST

Highlite of my day

Today I bought a ticket to see Ween in concert.  As this was happening, "Allison Road" by the Gin Blossoms was playing over the PA.I then proceeded to the beer cooler and bought a 6 pack of pumpk...
Posted by Demetri on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:16:00 PST

Living proof

I am living proof that a 26 year old man can be afraid of a moth. I'd explain, rationalize and go into further detail, but that's the bottom line.
Posted by Demetri on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:25:00 PST

Things that I like

Here's something positive from me:Notice how not a single one of those days' high temperatures begin with the number 8. That rules.I have tickets to the Cavs Vs. Pistons pre-season game. I know that...
Posted by Demetri on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:39:00 PST

All lies

The other night, I met up with Alex and Maggie at the Grog Shop. I got off work at 10 in Painesville, and had to book it to make it to the show on time. As anyone who reads this blog probably knows,...
Posted by Demetri on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:41:00 PST

Peter, Bjorn and John

I have decided that "Young Folks" is my new, favorite, new song.  Yes, two "news."  This is important.  The term "new," and "favorite" very rarely co-exist in a sentence that I write, s...
Posted by Demetri on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:50:00 PST

Musical ramblings

Where did things change for me?  When did I go from someone who always liked to keep up with current musical trends to someone who actually spends an astonishing amount of money to drive to Pitts...
Posted by Demetri on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:23:00 PST

The Marshalls Junior Lingerie Sale Event

I heard an advertisement on the radio for a sale that is going on at Marshall's this week.  You guessed it, it is the, and I quote, "Marshall's Junior Lingerie Sale."  In this advertisement,...
Posted by Demetri on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:59:00 PST