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About Me

mollycoddling expert and doppelgånger lover. crush on politicos like the most do on musicians. marker smeller. hot dog and beer enthusiast. tap-dancing wiz. excuse master-craftsman. proficient eye-roller. emot-icon hater. magnet for embarrassment. sore loser. diet coke proponent. want what I can't have.Selectively memorable. I don't learn from my mistakes.awkward-hug lover. hospital food admirer. quarters queen. bad sister. cookie pusher. photo-maker and taker.

My Interests

ending the substution of "c" with "k" aka Krazy, canadian television, mexican gameshows, playing extremely hard drinking games, board games, old people, flirting shamelessly, making fun of romantic interludes, making fun of anything in general, strippers, nipple slips, crotch-grabbing, sexual text messages, the gays, fencing hopping, kitchen gadgetours, unique experiences with law enforcement, getting drunk at open bar mother-daughter events, stealing office supplies, swearing, perezhilton.com, all things cereal. MAC computer techs. drag queens. hospital booties. ninjas, tap-dancing. lap-dancing.

I'd like to meet:

I already have --- l V..
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Music:

You name it I love it. Lately I've gotten really into electronia-rock, like the raveonettes, dragonette,shiny toy guns,the sounds,mindless self indulgence, etc. I LOVE AC/DC and Queen (so any rock band with a name that can also be a gay reference)- elton john,WHAM, scissor sisters- or people that are in fact gay. Snow Patrol, Death Cab for Cutie, postal service, Rentals, Pixies, Jimmy Eat World, Dresden Dolls, BlondeRedhead (I listen to them I feel like I'm in a tragic french movie)-- I LOVE Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters and the Black Crows- I also like country (sad but true), some emo, all the classics like Dylan, Beatles, Stones, Cash, Young all the crap that people put to make themselves look like they are music lovers. I also have a passion for horrible. horrible teen pop, N*sync britney (pre-fat barefoot restroom going) jessica, ashlee (any girl you know by one name I'm there. ABBA. I also love oldies, anything with sweet backup singers, or people that are now crazy or alcoholics (aretha, and james brown). also anything that I can sing at the top of my lungs or dance around like an ass to is high on the list

Movies:

Clifford,anything Monty Python, Three Amigos, any Chevy Chase vacation movie, Old School, mean Girls, just friends, beaches- fucking love it, stranger than fiction, american history X (amazing everytime I watch it),I'll admit it, I love old movies especially musicals, - The quiet man, the philadelphia story, all about eve, mash, long hot summer, the way we were (the only realistic chick flick)

Television:

Rescue Me, American Gladiators, Degrassi TNG, the Biggest loser, Grey's, ugly betty, how I met your mother,SVU, Sex and the City, south park, Rosanne, and America's funniest home videos (the only really funny show on TV)the office, what not to wear. I've got sucked into gossip girl.

Books:

there are too many to name. but some of the best- the great gatsby (the perfect story of unrequited love), speak, perks of being a wallflower, giver (jr. high fav) modest proposal (who wouldn't want to eat irish babies?), great expectations (I'm a huge brit lit fan) Cold Mountain, a tree grows in brooklyn (read this while in the hospital, makes everything seem like its going to be ok), lovely bones (2nd time in hospital, beautifully tragic), My Sister's Keeper, Jennifer Weiner, bridget jones' diary (the british version of myself)anything by nick hornby (extra love for A Long Way Down) anything by Tennessee Williams, Payton Place, lamb, the gospel according to biff, christ's childhood pal (I haven't laughed so hard at a book since bridget jones),Time traveler's wife. just finished eleanor rigby, sad, sad, sad.

Heroes:

my grandparents, aunts, uncles and cousins- we've been through a lot in the last few years but they've always reminded me to laugh. and the friends that are like family, you've held my hand, and been a shoulder to cry on, and once again reminded me always to laugh. because "life is going to kill you."

My Blog

Classic

Me: Yea she's traveled all over the worldCarrie: Has she been to Sri Lanka?Me: No. She's never been to South America Classic.
Posted by hoerst girls do it better on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:54:00 PST

God does answer prayers

YEs!!!!! I hope they bring back Laser!!american gladiators
Posted by hoerst girls do it better on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:22:00 PST

ghetto fab!!

i'm about to buy a gucci fanny pack-- emily l. butcherBrooklyn, NY740 350 ----
Posted by hoerst girls do it better on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:17:00 PST

idiots

I hate people that talk about shit they know nothing about- I don't want some fucking 50 year old man talking about the ills of abortion. or some healthy 27 year old talking about how Euthanasia is th...
Posted by hoerst girls do it better on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:16:00 PST

everything...

that is wrong with american culture and youth can be summed up in these 4 words
Posted by hoerst girls do it better on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:13:00 PST

sex dreams

most normal people have sex dreams about actors or musicians, maybe the hot guy/girl that works at the coffee shop they go to. Maybe one of your old high school teachers. I ,on the other hand, just ha...
Posted by hoerst girls do it better on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:42:00 PST

bring out the sexy stews!

Yey- I'm one step closer to fulfilling my fantasy of becoming a slutty stewardess, I mean fight attendent!
Posted by hoerst girls do it better on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

I hate to admit it but I think that Fergie is right..

I hope you know, I hope you knowThat this has nothing to do with youIt's personal, Myself and IWe've got some straightenin' out to doAnd I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanketBut Ive got...
Posted by hoerst girls do it better on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:24:00 PST

CAVS

I went to the CAVS game on sunday. It was a good game and we won so that made me happy. But it got me to thinking about the people at the games. some tips-1) I'm a fan of boobs. as most of you know, I...
Posted by hoerst girls do it better on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:22:00 PST

Brand New

As excited as I was about Brand New's CD "The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me", I was expecting to be disappointed. Their last album "Deja Entendu" had a lot of emotions tied up with it. Falling in...
Posted by hoerst girls do it better on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST