The King is Dead. Long Live the King.

About Me

Currently wage war from the war room in the basement of castle rolfenstein, which is guarded above. I live with my two roommates Josh and Pat, as well as two couch dwellers, Matt and Josh # 2. We all get along all right.

I am regulary visited by a neighborhood kid whose name i do not know, as well as Jahova witnesses.

My Interests

Trying to get back in shape, hence those half naked pics of me. Thats my motivation. I also like to read, write, and draw.

I'd like to meet:

People who can hold their breath for longer than two minutes.

Music:

Music tastes change with my moods.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Where the Buffalo Roam.

Television:

Should be shot and killed.

Books:

Wild zonatars couldn't drag that information out of me.

Heroes:

Gary Larson. Bill Waterson. Hunter S. Thompson. Mom. Dad.

My Blog

An Import rant for my Generation

Remember when you were a kid, and you saw an old movie in Black and White? If you were like me, you ran to find your parent or you parent was probably there if you were actually sitting through a bla...
Posted by The King is Dead. Long Live the King. on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:25:00 PST

GAME SEVEN BLURB

Well. The final trumpet has blown, and a lot more has been lost than just a baseball game. The city can go back in to hybernation. No more rounds of shots, and hugs from men I have never met. Ther...
Posted by The King is Dead. Long Live the King. on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

SMOKE SCREEN.

In the bleak realm of the Cleveland Underground there is a light at the end of the Tunnel. Rapper's Street Chemist and Mooke of Smoke Screen ignite the crowd with their original beats and lyrics. If...
Posted by The King is Dead. Long Live the King. on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:17:00 PST

Car Flames.

The other day I was driving home from someplace. I do not think it was work. I believe it was binge book buying. Possibly electronics. Does not really matter. Just off the free way I saw what looked l...
Posted by The King is Dead. Long Live the King. on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:55:00 PST

me vs. bot

I was hoping this would be funnier. oh well.beantakeshi:spaghetti sauce!diamondgrl1283:Hello who are you?B:Bible johnD:Wats up baby i guess you got my message thenB:san francisco gold rush?D:i am gett...
Posted by The King is Dead. Long Live the King. on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST

Things I hate that Everyone else loves.

1. Guitar Hero - I hate rythm games, they are boring, uninteresting, and I suck at them. Stop inviting me over to play this game. I really dont want too.2. Wii Play, Wii Sports, Wii - If I want ...
Posted by The King is Dead. Long Live the King. on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:50:00 PST

Tired of being single? This is for fun folks. im funny

Okay, about a month or so ago, i became tired of being single, yep I am ready to date again.Heres what I am looking for, for those interested.1. Intelligent conversation.2. Similar sense of humor.3. S...
Posted by The King is Dead. Long Live the King. on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:53:00 PST

IM SORRY! PLEASE READ.

I am a horrible speller. Mike simpson caught a few mistakes in the greater heights comics, and there is another today.Aligator should be alligatorplatipus should be platypus.and one more but i cant re...
Posted by The King is Dead. Long Live the King. on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

guitar pick

I was standing outside, or taking the trash out rather and I witnessed some of the greatest people in the world. First I looked to my right and saw the fabled Red And Black Samuria. He wore a black sa...
Posted by The King is Dead. Long Live the King. on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:11:00 PST

sitcom

I had an idea for some televison dialouge.-phone rings-Jim: HelloKelly: Hey jim its kelly.Jim: Oh hello, how are you doing?Kelly: Look jim remember the time we hooked up 2 years ago.Jim: Sure, yeah, w...
Posted by The King is Dead. Long Live the King. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST