I have adventures with B-list celebrities:
"That'll do, J-Oz, that'll do." - Cormac McCarthy while I was pouring him a cup of coffee at my apartment
"Don't bring it up, Ozinga!" - Haley Joel Osment when I made fun of him for getting a DUI in his Saturn
"Joey, this one's on me!" - Gary Sinise buying me a beer at Beef O' Brady's
"Reach for the stars, Ozinga." - Ed Asner giving me life advice backstage on the set of "Thunder Alley"
"Aika chaika, Ozinga!" - Steve Albini finally picking up on one of my old catchphrases when we went on a European bike trip
"Break a leg, Joey." - Paul Reiser when I opened for him at Crackers
"J-Oz, you got a flashlight?" - Thomas Gibson (from the hit show "Dharma and Greg") when we went spelunking together
"Ozinga, can we get off at the next exit? I have a weak bladder." - Sammo Hung (from the hit late 90's cop show "Martial Law") on our cross-country motorcycle adventure
"Looks like I've still got it, Ozinga!" - Patrick Duffy doing a switch backside 5-0 grind at the Eastlake skate park
"I'm a generic Carrot Top!" - Yahoo Serious to me at the Hollywood premiere of the hit movie "Mr. Accident"
"Oziiiiinga, this is amaaaaaaaaazing!" - Crispin Glover when we went sky-diving together
"This stuff's pretty good." - Richard Karn when we were eating Waffle Crisp at my apartment
"Ozinga, this is the life!" - Michael Chiklis (from the hit show "Daddio") on our vacation to the Bahamas
"You've always been quite the prankster." - Kevin Nealon after I made him slip on a banana peel
"Stop it Joe!" - Carnie Wilson when we were having a pillow fight
