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Good Dog Nigel

There is only one thing wrong with Scotsmen...there are not enough of them...Winston Churchill

About Me


My pirate name is: Captain Roger Rackham Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
part of the fidius.org network Sir Nigel Needle and Pin --
[adjective]:
Fuzzy to the touch
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My full name is Sir Nigel Needle and Pin, but you can just call me Nigel. I'm 7 years old which, in human years is about 48 or 49 years old!!! In which case, I should be hittin' me midlife fookin' crisis aboot now.....you know, going out, hookin' up with hot young bitches, buyin' a fast car...guess I need to learn to drive first!!!! I'm livin' with my Gran and Pop right now as my mum is away at school in London. I miss her somethin' awful. But I get to move there with her the first of next year....so I'm happy aboot that!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? I'm a "Sexy Beast"...aka Scottie Dog...aka Scottish Terror!!!
What is your name? Sir Nigel
What other nicknames do you have? Binky, Mr. Poopers, Wee Man, Bonnie Boy, Boo Bear, Pinky Lee(I hate that one!), Mr. Brown, "Heid", Tubbs, Mr. Poopy Face, Dinkums, "The Haggis", Her Rudenfarten Der Fartin' Fuhrer
What is your favorite treat? It's a tie betwixt Frozen French Fries and Green Beans
What would your owner describe you as? Full of piss n vinegar!!!
What is the funniest thing you have done? I'm always doin' funny things....I'm a witty little man.
What is the bravest thing you have done? I'm always chasin' that fookin' yellow cat that seems to keep hangin' round pickin' fights with my cats....that bastard!!!
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yes, bloody vet!!
Are you a social animal? Yes, very....I fookin' love everyone, mate!
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Maybe not always DOIN' something bad, but definitely thinkin' aboot it!!
Are you friendly? I'm the friendliest bloke you'll ever meet!!
Are you overweight? I just have fat hair!!!
Do you like warm milk? I like anythin' you'll give me!
Do you eat cheese? Heavenly stuff!!!
Do you eat bugs? I used to eat moths when I was a wee lad!!
Do you live with other animals? Three cats: Mata, Cleo, and Stubbykins
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? As long as there's someone playin' with me, I don't care!!!
Do you like to exercise? I take at least one walk a day...Mum says the workout is part of my new diet....I just think it's a bloody good time!!
Do you like car rides? Did you say the R word!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!
Do you get into stuff? No...I'm a gentleman, I am.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I love my human mum. I don't get to see me real mum much anymore.
Do you like to swim? I have my own kiddy pool!!!!
Do you chase laser pen dots? What kind of arse does that, eh???
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I LOVE MY MUMMY MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
'Bhreatanuich o'n Talla dhearg, Hailse sir Alba do shloinneadh. Galbraiths from the Red Tower, Noblest of Scottish surnames.'

My Interests

..Sleeping; playing football; having my tummy scratched; sticking my nose where it doesn't belong, namely up the cat's arse....you know, the usual.

I'd like to meet:


Goleo and Pille!!!!!Barney Bush, Sean Connery, Robert Burns, John Brown, William Wallace, any sexy poodles who fancy a bagpipe lesson, wink-wink-nudge-nudge!!!.........oh, and the guy who invented that doggie ice cream...fookin' love the stuff!!!

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Music:


My mum makes me listen to Oasis all the time, but I like Travis, Franz Ferdinand, and The Beatles mostly.

AND I LOVE JOHN LENNON.....my mummy is a huge fan of him as well (I actually was almost named 'Lennon'!!!) I ended up being named after a poem that he wrote called 'Good Dog, Nigel'

Good Dog Nigel

Arf, arf, he goes, a merry sight,
Our little hairy friend,
Arf, arf, upon the lampost bright
Arfing round the bend.
Nice dog! Goo boy,
Waggie tail and beg,
Clever Nigel, jump for joy
Because we're putting you to sleep at three of the clock, Nigel.

JOHN LENNON

Movies:

Braveheart.....James Bond films (only the ones with Sean, though)....Trainspotting...
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Television:

Now, how the heck am I going to hold a remote, eh???

Books:

I'm a fookin' dog, mate...I can't read!!! And even if I could, I've got no bloody thumbs to turn the pages, have I?.....Stoopid bloody question!!!

Heroes:


MySpace Layouts

My Blog

Santa Paws Is Comin' To Town!!!!

Me mum made up this little ditty and she sings it to me at Christmas every year!!!!.....just thought I'd share it with all my doggie friends, I'm sure ye can all relate to it!!!   Santa Paws Is C...
Posted by Good Dog Nigel on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:55:00 PST

THE DOG VINCI CODE!!!!

I've come up with me own Holy Grail thoery, mates!!! I don't think it was a cup OR the bloodline of Jesus at all.  It was his DOG!!!! Think aboot it....ye know what DOG spelled backwards is, don'...
Posted by Good Dog Nigel on Tue, 23 May 2006 12:50:00 PST

Do Yellow Cats Taste Like Chicken??????

   Do Yellow Cats Taste Like Chicken????   So, here's me problem.....well, one of them:  There's a certain stray cat who's been makin' 'imself bloody well at home in MY yard. ...
Posted by Good Dog Nigel on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:07:00 PST