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Emily

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

About Me


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I often find myself dreaming of my wedding day when I will eventually marry my fiancee, Reginald de Alamo.
I was born around May 1st,1997 in the Effingham Co., Georgia Animal Shelter and lived there with my mother until a really nice lady came in and spotted me. It was love at first site. Her 13 year old son was working at my shelter doing community service because he was caught selling porno to minors that he downloaded off the Internet. The judge slapped him with 25 hours of community service. And so when his mother picked him up on his first day of cleaning up my poop, she took one look at me . . . and the rest is history. The people at the animal shelter told my new owners that I was a mixed beagle. I fooled them! I grew twice the size of my mother. I think my daddy was possibly a foxhound but I guess I'll never know for sure. I wonder if I can get a DNA test done? Where is that Maury Povich dude when you need him?I'm very talented. I can do all sorts of tricks! I Sit, Stay, Lay Down, Roll Over, Give Paw, Sing, Give Kisses and I know what OFF means and I know what "Let's Go Back" means when we go for a walk. It means my ol'e lady's tired and can't do no more walkin. So I'll turn around and lead her back to the house. And I ususlly help her along the way by pullin' real hard.We moved to Memphis, TN when I was about a year old and we've lived here ever since. My humans thought I needed company during the move so they bought me a purebread cocker spaniel, who they named Ashley. She is now my sister. I didn't really need company. I was happy without her. Now I have to share EVERYTHING with her! We have our own crates to sleep in at night and she INSISTS on sleeping in mine with me! So during the night I'll crawl out and get into her smaller crate to get some sleep. One nice thing about sharing everything is that Ashley has to take medicine for a thyroid problem and she gets her pill with some peanut butter every morning and night. So, I too get some peanut butter every morning and night even though I don't take any pills. I guess sharing things has its benefits!Online now! at: Toodle LayoutsHOT Myspace Layouts

My Interests

This was our tree from last year.

This is our fireplace decorated up for Christmas 2005. Looks that way every year!

Dashiki Dawgz!

I'm a big talker but Reggie is my one and only. And I love him so much!

I love to go for rides with Reggie!

Here we were -- Lucy, Ashley and myself, waiting forever in that #!&@% graveyard for Reggie to make his Great Prison Break Escape!

Reggie and I having a big "reunion" after his Great Prison Break Escape.

Eating, sleeping, pooping, barking, sniffing, singing, howling, digging in the yard, rolling in stuff that I find like the duck poop down the street or food someone has given me or dropped. I like to roll in anything to disguise myself. Like that time the kid gave me a pickle off his hamburger. I took it into the dining room where no one saw me and rolled all over it. Afterwards everyone thought I was a pickle! They didn't know I was really Emily. That is really fun! Oh -- and I love to take long walks along the beach.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody who's going to come between me and my human! A lot of other dogz on MySpace.

Music:

Three Dog Night, Snoop Doggy Dogg, and Bow Wow.

Movies:

Old Yeller, Lassie Come Home, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Must Love Dogs, Reservoir Dogs, Dog Day Afternoon, The Shaggy Dog, How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog, Oh Heavenly Dog, and Wag the Dog.

Television:

Breed All About It, Emergency Vets, Animal Precinct, The Planet's Funniest Animals, The Dog Whisperer, and Lassie re-runs.

Books:

DOGS NEVER LIE ABOUT LOVE by Jeffry Moussaieff Masson, Simon and Schuster's GUIDE TO DOGS, DOGS FOR DUMMIES, HOW TO SPEAK DOG: MASTERING THE ART OF DOG-HUMAN COMMUNICATION by Stanley Coren, WALTER THE FARTING DOG by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray, GOOD OWNERS, GREAT DOGS by Brian Kilcommons and Sarah Wilson, and DOG by Michelle Herman.

Heroes:

This is my MySpace Boyfriend, Reggie. He's a Hot Dog!

This is my MySpace best friend, Lucy. We do everything together.

This is my Bodyguard-Dawg, Hunter. He's got my back . . . along with my admiration. Oh, and he's Eye Candy for my mom . . . but I don't look at candy -- I lick candy . . . I would take that candy and lick it up one side and down the . . . never mind, let's not go there.


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I Have Been Tagged!

Thanks to my dear friend, Lucy, I've been tagged, ggrrrrhhh . . . Here are the rules:You have been selected (or tagged if you will). Now, you have to tell 6 odd or not so odd facts about yourself, an...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:49:00 PST

A House With How Many Bathrooms?

I have this Cocker Spaniel sister. Her name is Ashley. She is seven months younger than me. And those seven months are vastly huge when it comes to intelligence. I have it all! And she has none. ...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 26 May 2006 02:33:00 PST