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: Bent On Bones Gourmet Dog Treats, formally known as (My Bentley's Barkery) Sit back and meet one of our Canine Eating Officials known as Bentley or (Dewy) as I sometimes call him. Bentley that's me. Here's my story and I'm sticking to it! Dad purchased me for mom for her birthday 5 years ago. They came to my house and choose me over my brother who was also left out of the litter. My daddy was a 200 lb white great dane. Not sure about my mommy. My new mom and dad didn't get to see my birth mother so they aren't sure what my mix is. They say I am a great dane ,Mastiff mix. Male, well mom say's sometimes that's questionable.(The Male Part) I weigh about 180 lbs right now subject to change of course! I am brindle ,harlequine mix and have quite an attitude. I am a lover when I want to be I give great doggie hugs but I also can be a real pain in the *** other times. Dad says I am just to smart for my own good. I have selective hearing, Mom can call me when I go outside and I just keep doing what I want to. But I can be sound asleep on mom and dad's bed and mom can open the lunch meat drawer real quitely in the refrigerator and boy I am there! My long tail dad says is a weapon, I wag it constantly hitting it on whatever is in my immediate area. Right Dad! It goes back and forth and around like a helicopter blade. Mom says if I got it really going around I just might get off the ground someday. Dad has to protect his man area when I really get to wagging. People, furniture whatever should take cover!I choose to be somewhat undecided about my sexual preference. You see I do not lift my leg to do my business I choose to squat. Mom and Dad say I don't run I Swish around out in the yard at play time. Well I do like to kind of do ballarina jumps with my football or basketball in my mouth. Mom says she still loves me though.I love to carry stuffed animals around the house when I am tired. They are my babies. Yes I am a Male! But remember this is personal choice. One time out side I found a little kitten because we live on an 18 acre farm and have barn cats, I casaully walked up to Mom to show off and Mom yelled and scared me making me spit out the kitten at mom's feet. I thought it was a new outside baby. I didn't hurt it I however Mom says could have drowned it from me drooling over being so excited about my new baby. I also had a few run ins with those black and white stinky kitties (skunks) got sprayed one night with my two brothers and dad let us in the house before he realized what had taken place. Needless to say mom went bulistic because us three guys came in and rubbed on her new couch and new pretty area rug in the living room. Dad and us boys bonded at 3:00 a.m. with some tomatoe juice, and dad never did make it to work that morning. Still like to give chase to those little stinky kitties though if I can!I am proud to announce I can Burp, Fart and Snore with the best of them. I am very vocal mom and dad can be talking and I have to put in my two cents. Everynight at 6:00p.m. I have my evening social time where I bark,growl and whine for approxiametly 1/2 hour. This in my opinion is just quality family time. It's good to share right?My biggest fears, Bugs, anything that crawls, flys, stings, buzzes etc. If I am outside and one comes near or lands on me well Party's over time to go in . NOW! Another fear the Vet, with that sharp needle to poke me. The last time I went with Dad to visit this animal caregiver, I showed them. The vet had new white tennis shoes on and told dad to grab hold of me so I wouldn't bite. Well dad put the old hold on me and that Vet gave me the poke, well to his surprise my bowels busted loose and guess who got a real sh***y shower. New shoes and all over his examining room. Mom made a so Ashamed doggie treat basket for the vets office due to my little revenge. Oh But the sweet smell of REVENGE! Ahh Life is Good!Except it's time again to go and get a shot this month, BUMMER