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bored... sore... sore pork sword... cored... whored... floored... nord... stupor galore moored... just roared... Lord Gore aka Joe Bore.........

you hear "bittersweet symphony" when i come crashing into your life....hate the pre-fab fashionistas, AND WOMEN FISHING FOR AMERICAN LOSERS ON THIS SITE, people with indifference to poverty and the masses, the expensively matriculated upper-crust of people network sites who live on vulgar display of excess and prejudice, people staring at my sneakers, the Goth poseurs.........

love the rain in afternoons, long drive to provincial towns with Tracey Thorn on the radio, figurin' out deja vu's, playin' movie scenes in my head, dancin' like Bill Cosby with a hot babe, sinigang na ulo ng lapu-lapu, makin' my nephew giggle..........imagining that i'm Jay Gatsby, that i chill with Moby, Norman Cook, Josh Wink, Gallagher bros, the Wachowskis, that Julia Ormond, Audrey Tautou, Jennifer Connely leave messages on my machine..........

to do in my lifetime... f*ck in rome on easter sunday with the pope on a transistor radio... write a sci-fi screenplay that will match the wachowski's in the himalayas... get a crash course on wudan skills... recover my past energies in machu picchu... fire a water canon on mardi gras revelers... be an ibiza dj for 4 weekends... write "i was here" in the louvre museum... read early x'tian parchments in the vatican... make out with a druid princess in brighton beach... live and die a hermit in romblon forests... oh yeah, five years from now, you wait in line to get my books signed...

Perfection. Excellence. What a passionate lover. But once having tasted the lips of excellence, once having oneself to its perfection, how dreary and burdensome and filled with anomie are the remainder of one's waking hours trapped in a shackled lock-step of the merely ordinary, the barely acceptable, the just okay and not a stroke better.......... In order to attain the impossible one must attempt the absurd...

im an angry fellow... i miss seeing love, feeling the love...

"you can't spell slaughter without laughter"


the mind at the end of it's tether...

My Interests

God and the Unexplained Forces Perfecting loneliness Getting high on music Getting down with doobies Football Metaphysix and beyond Politix Volunteering Drunken mayhem Gothic poetries Saxophone Siesta Records Choco mallows Walking dogs Leather jackets The 80's Dark hallways and long avenues Thumb wrestling with a pretty baby

I need to hear some sounds that recognise the pain in me, yeah. I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now. But the airwaves are clean and there's nobody singing to me now...

I'd like to meet:

Morrissey Robert Smith Monica Bellucci Neil Gaiman Kevin Spacey Claire Forlani Nina Perrson Matisyahu Michaelyn Ledda Pia Arcangel the West Coast Customs Hombres Anthony Hopkins Jack Black Robert DeNiro Bono Vaux Iggy Pop Misia Natalie Portman Shannyn Sossamon Brody Armstrong Karen_O Kim Gordon Holly Golightly Kathleen Hanna a universal quantum relativity physicist a stoned Sagada chieftain a Nagual a Druid a real Rastafari

These people network sites are the closest I could get to having a social life. But before you brand me the scarlet "L" go ask yourself what you've learned from the last person you met last weekend in a club. If anything ever excites me, a crowd in hedonistic rage is not one of them. Been there? Done that? But I'm wishing you all the luck that you'll find what you're looking for... I hope there's enough happiness in the places you put on your best selves to last you a lifetime. But just in case the music become too loud... The faces too surreal... Your own room hates you hanging around like a clam... You dread the new day... And you keep staring at your wrists... You're in luck, I'm in Myspace. It's just a click away just so, I might put you back in place. Oh yeah, bring lots of chips!

Music:

The Smiths/Morrissey The Cure Everything But The Girl Matthew Sweet Rage Against The Machine She Wants Revenge Chet Baker Dave Brubeck Ben Folds Five Mars Volta Joy Division Goldfinger Massive Attack Le Tigre The Stills Chemical Brothers Fat Boy Slim Franz Ferdinand Fantastic Plastic Machine Eggstone Taking Back Sunday The Killers Interpol Pixies Underworld New Order Alkaline Trio Club 8 The Chameleons Duke Ellington Monaco El Joven Bryan Jim Ruiz The Doves Toadies Pulp Smoking Popes Stabbing Westward Seb Fontaine St.Etienne Clem Snide Groove Armada Pavement Belle & Sebastian Primal Scream Ordinary Boys Cake Operation Ivy Rammstein Misfits Stereophonics Asian Dub Foundation Papas Fritas Pearl Jam Strokes Hundred Reasons Lou Reed Weezer Charlatans Portishead Moving Units Say Hi To Your Mom Bright Eyes Stone Roses The Zutons Cursive Flogging Molly PiL Minor Threat Dogs Die in Hot Cars Coldplay New Radicals Chicane Jamiroquai Matisyahu The Bravery Stereolab Cinnamon Pretty Girls Make Graves Trash Can Sinatras Bloc Party Madness UB40 Pavement


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Movies:

Kung Fu Hustle Matrix Last of the Mohicans Snatch Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels Absolute Beginners Fine Young Cannibals Neverending Story Labyrinth Trainspotting, Go! Royal Tenenbaums Great Expectations Amelie Billy Elliot Almost Famous The Usual Suspects Seven Goodfellas Odd Couple Bonfire of the Vanities Waking Life Wet Hot American Summer Finding Forrester Flight of the Dragons Stanley Kubrick Tim Burton Training Day Shawshank Redemption Million Dollar Hotel Man on the Moon Fight Club Detroit Rock City 24 hour Party People Big Fish The Beach French mod films Classic vampire films anything Eena will recommend

Television:

Monk Sesame Street The Muppet Show Marlo and the Magic Moving Machine Electric Company Mork and Mindy Tour of Duty Perfect Strangers 21 Jump Street Parker Lewis Can't Lose The Pretender The Sopranos Futurama Spongebob CSI Six Feet Under (i bang my head on the opening theme) Band of Brothers Late Show Who's Line Is It Anyway? National Geographic Twilight Zone O.C. The Apprentice Pimp My Ride One Piece Wish Ko Lang

Books:

The Alchemist In Tune with the Infinite A Brief History of Time 100 yrs of Solitude Tree Grows in Brooklyn Great Gatsby Autobio of Malcolm X KAFKA To Kill a Mockingbird Neverwhere American Gods Good Omens Anansie Boys Carlos Castaneda E.A. Poe Dickens Charles Schulz

Heroes:

My Blog

STUFFed interviews Joe Bore

STUFF: What does your name mean?JOE BORE: Never underestimate the power of adumb question, I tell myself. And this is one of themoments I tell it to myself again. Didn't it tip youoff? S: Stop acting ...
Posted by Joe Bore on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

I Want Y'all to Just Get Down

The March sunshine couldn't sweep away the feeling that I have grey clouds following my head.  Everywhere I go, the scenes took on a foggy look like shots from a French mod movie.  I  h...
Posted by Joe Bore on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:53:00 PST

Joe Bore'e Last Night in Hell

So I decided to pay Manila a vist on a Thursday.  Thursdays like my nom de plume never suggest anything extraordinary or reasons to behave myself or my other selves (aside from a perpetual bore, ...
Posted by Joe Bore on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:35:00 PST

Empty Mugs

Sunday.  I kept away from people... for a week now.  Everyone must be about their lives without any clue or thought about me.  That's the idea.  I am not complaining, of course, bu...
Posted by Joe Bore on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 12:17:00 PST

Nina and My Whirling Head

It's 12:18 PM exactly as I write this first sentence here. I don't know where it's leading to but the unmistakeable feeling that's pushing me to the verge of mania remains familiarly old. I am surpris...
Posted by Joe Bore on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:56:00 PST

Love Less Ordinary

The sky is threatening, and Seth is going out to meet his friends, with his Walkman water-proofed in his dad's jacket under a military raincoat, headphones under a big green fishing hat.  "Come ...
Posted by Joe Bore on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 07:19:00 PST

Diary of a Hollow Bore

I have not written anything for weeks, probably more than a month to keep madness at bay Perhaps there was no madness to drive off, or madness had grown tired of me, or then again, may be madness had ...
Posted by Joe Bore on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Last Time I Argued with My Bowels

This is just me talking to myself. This is not an exercise of self-righteousness. I suddenly had a rush in the head to pour it down like this. I am not forcing my opinions to you but I am open to all ...
Posted by Joe Bore on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

On a Date with Robert Smith

Inside-out in the day timeWrong at the right timeI wanna know if Im good for youOutside-in in the night timeRight at the wrong timeI wanna know if Im good to you---Low Tide of the Night, Everything Bu...
Posted by Joe Bore on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This Charming Man

There are only a few individuals who can take the brunt of his intense and impregnable thought forces. But even they could not avoid his reckless grace, sly and resolute. He says, it is within an hone...
Posted by Joe Bore on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST