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About Me

I'm currently serving in the Cincinnati Ohio mission. I'll be back in January or February of 2010. Until then enjoy my old profile.
I'm a stand-up comedian. Pretty much the best one ever. And yes, I would love to perform at your Club, Coffee house, Resturaunt, open mic, event, etc. Seriously, book me, I'm free or really cheap.
I love writing comedy, for a few samples check out some of the websites I write/wrote for. littlegreenball.com , dailycomedy.com (the good jokes start about 5 or 6 down, comedysoapbox.com
We also brought the nerdsinc website back! Check it out! Link
For a little less than a year I ran an open mic in my garage called "The Garage of Mediocrity." It got in the newspaper and on TV.
I'm in a foosball leauge. My current record is 35-36
I wrote a book about Family Guy, it's called "What's the Occasion?" If you want a copy let me know and I'll hook you in with the drugs. (It's free) I'm currently writing a new chapter about season 4. It's taking me friggin forever. I'll post an annoying bulletin when I'm done with it.
I've started my own religion. As of right now it's called "The Gathering of the Wickedly Righteous." I wrote a Bible like book for it called "The Book of Yo." If you want to join, or if you have a better suggestion for the name, drop me a line. It requires no obligation.
I have sang "99 bottles of beer on the wall" 2 times.
I haven't combed my hair since March 4th 2005.
I've watched tv every day since July 14th 2004.
I havn't thrown up since December 22nd 2004
I haven't made a mistake since February 7th 1998. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken.

My Interests

Comedy, and television, and I am a scooter enthusiast. My street name is "Scooter Libby."

I'd like to meet:

French Stewart, Max Kellerman, Thunder Dan Majerle, Dakota Fanning, Billy Gilman, Tony Danza

Music:

99 bottles of beer on the wall

Movies:

Groundhog Day, The Bubble Boy, Joe vs. the Volcano, The Royal Tenenbaums, Pirates of the Carribean, Comedian, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Squid and the Whale, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

The Office, Family Guy, American Dad, Last Comic Standing, Premium Blend, Tenacious D, Comedy Central Presents, Stella, AFV, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, SNL, Red Green, Seinfeld, Boston Legal, Good Times, The Cosby Show, The War at Home, Boy Meets World, Even Stevens, Happy Days, The World Stands Up, Comic Remix, The Real Gilligans Island, The Tonight Show, The Late Show, The Late Late Show, Drew Carrey, Our Show, Scrubs, Mr. Bean, The Incredible Hulk, Everybody Loves Raymond, Friends, Rock Star, Simpsons, That 70's Show, King of the Hill, Junkyard Wars, Whose Line is it Anyway, Gillmore Girls(I'm man enough to admit it), Johnny Bravo, Monster Rancher, Brady Bunch, Fresh Prince of Bell-Air, Northern Exposure, MXC, Walker Texas Ranger, The Situation with Tucker Carlson, IMAX, Pardon the Interuption, Futurama, Baby Blues, Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Veronica Mars, The Tex Avery Show, Dexter's Laboritory, Space Ghost, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The King of Queens, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Judge Judy, Cheaters, My Wife and Kids,The Hills, Studio 60, 30 Rock, Teachers, South Park, Arrested Development, Best Week Ever, Acceptable TV, Trigger Happy TV,

Books:

Biography's, comedy, and anything thought provoking. "Alice in Wonderland" is possibly my favorite. "Leading with my Chin" by Jay Leno is also off the hook.

Heroes:

Dino Spimoni, Jon Stewart, Wes Anderson, Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock and anyone who legitimately earned their place in show business.

My Blog

Hiatus

Well, at the completion of this blog my comedy career will be over for a couple of years. As of January 23rd I'll be a full time missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints so I gue...
Posted by Isaac Thomas on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:45:00 PST

Even More Political Bladder

The Issues Much has been said recently about Baby Boomers being unable to afford retirement. That's why I say that it's time that America enacts a universal golf system. Too many of our Baby Boomers ...
Posted by Isaac Thomas on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:12:00 PST

Viewer Suggested Topic 3: Mormon on an Alliteration Mission

Mitt Romney and I have a lot in common. First of all, both of us were involved with scandals in the 2002 Salt Lake City Winter Olympics. Mitt Romney was accused of encouraging people to bribe Ol...
Posted by Isaac Thomas on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:58:00 PST

Viewer Suggested Topic 1: Money Management

Due to the fact that I've already addressing every topic in the world, I took suggestions for blog topics from people who occasionally view my blog. Throughout the next several weeks every ...
Posted by Isaac Thomas on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:48:00 PST

Two Funerals and a Funeral

My grandmother past away this last week and it made me notice a few things. It made me notice that a funeral is where people go to show respect for a person's life, but the cleaning of the house...
Posted by Isaac Thomas on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:05:00 PST

More Political Bladder

The Issues I think that if we just ignore global warming it will go away. That is also how I feel about the gay community. I think that when a non-handicapped person parks in a handicapped parki...
Posted by Isaac Thomas on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:45:00 PST

The Jazz are Going All the Way, Again

Every year I say that the Utah Jazz, the Dallas Cowboys and the Utah State Men's Basketball team are going all the way, and I am never wrong. I'll be double right this year because I am not call...
Posted by Isaac Thomas on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:19:00 PST

Humidity? I barely knew her!

Out West we never have humidity. The West is a desert, or dessert, which ever one is the word that describes a place that is really dry. Not the kind that is usually associated with a post...
Posted by Isaac Thomas on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:58:00 PST

Thomas Family Lineage: A History of Nearsightedness

I come from a long line of people that become known for having great ideas but terrible foresight. Here are a few examples of my American ancestors who had great intensions but failed to think t...
Posted by Isaac Thomas on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:32:00 PST

Political Bladder

Abortion I think we should abort every fetus and use them for stem-cell research. Because if we use every fetus, the research will advance so far and so fast we wont need to bring new peo...
Posted by Isaac Thomas on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:01:00 PST