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*acting demure *hopping freight trains *garage sales *stealing milkcrates *doing the opposite of what the voices say *sweet talking rug dealers into discounts *those fake rubber grapes at the grocery store *going to parties and hiding in the bathroom (you know what i mean....) *teaching little boys at a young age how to be glamourous *new york style delis *moving out with shopping carts at the last minute(several times, i count 11 by now)
*rapists that pick me up while i'm hitchhiking with good taste in music (why do they all like jann arden?) *charlie manson (but only to make a negative fx shirt) *tank girl (in cartoon form) *dame edna *grocery store/value village d.j.'s *a pair of cherry red converse in my size *bearded ladies *whoopi goldberg (as auda mae brown from "ghost") *a jehovah's witness who for once DOESN'T want me to join their faith because i looked depressed/"too colourful" on the subway *kim and kelley deal to get drunk with, cuz i hear they're fun, to a self destructive point *ANY cast member from the old school DEGRASSI (wheels works at MoneyMart) *tranny hookers who don't mind to be stalked and admired *alice (in wonderland) *bank robbers with hilarious disguises *gay guys trapped in the bodies of "straight" girls *the KKK *s&m daddies who like to play with little girls *elliott's smith's dead body (for a full autopsy; drugs didn't kill him, the absence of numbness did when he got clean) *heather matarazzo (duh, the star from "welcome to the dollhouse") *the dog from "full house" FUCK MY TOP 12 FRIENDS, I'D TAKE MUSIC + COMIX OVER PEOPLE ANY DAY!CHECK OUT- http://www.booart.biz/
oy veh, shall i alphabetize? *bea arthur's cock*s.s.cardiacs*the muffs*shonen knife*iggy & the stooges* blondie*elliott smith*OZZY!*sonic youth *seBADoh*the vageenas!*suicidal supermarket trolleys*peaches*poison girls* negative approach*nina hagen*the sonics*lunachicks *s.o.a.*7 seconds*the voluptuous horror of karen black*minor threat*plasmatics*lydia lunch*black flag*limp wrist*stink mitt*los crudos* negative fx*the cure*die mannequin*fucked up*pixies*L7*the breeders*the cramps*the gossip *nico*the runaways* the velvet underground *RuPaul*B-52's*T-rex*miss kittin + the hacker*the new york dolls*the london suede*babes in toyland*the specials*arcade fire*the smiths*career suicide*ramones *the contortions*nick cave and the bad seeds*the zit remedy *bauhaus*red aunts*cyndi lauper*dresden dolls*chicks on speed*joan jett*the selecter* broadcast*the dears* the raincoats*david bowie*cro-mags*bad brains*the wipers*the germs*les georges leningrad*the fastbacks *buzzcocks*x-ray spex*the slits*thee headcoatees* 80s madonna*bikini kill*pj harvey*the groovie ghoolies*elevator*gravy train!!!!*neutral milk hotel *fugazi*eric's trip*my bloody valentine*the duke spirit*wire*mudhoney* *kleenex/LiLiput*the clash*beat happening*siouxsie and the banshees*talking heads*patti smith*the gits*joy division *crass*blonde redhead*cat power* i'm bored with this aren't you?....
anything by todd solondz, larry clark, john waters, richard kern, nick zedd, hitchcock, woody allen (ugly child molesters are sexy) most kevin smith, sophie's choice, spun, nowhere, party monster, reform school girls, bound, hype!, the people vs. larry flynt, misery, alice in wonderland, ghost world, the royal tenenbaums, me without you, beetlejuice, wayne's world, cheesy horror and suspense movies, 80s B movies, holocaust documentaries, some musicals, holocaust musicals
golden girls, rhoda, thundercats, 80s degrassi, teenage mutant ninja turtles, beetlejuice, popeye, my pet monster, inspector gadget, smoggies, racoons, darkwing duck, he-man master of the universe, mr. dressup, (since i don't have cable, i have to remember the shows from the 80s when i did get the channels, sniff) canadian parliament channel, sexy informercials (sometimes not having cable IS an advantage) roseanne, sex and the city (i don't care if sarah jessica parker is ugly as hell), the osbournes, kids in the hall, the young ones, A.N.T.M., batman, arrested development, law & order s.v.u. (i'm hooked, almost better than antidepressants) the obvious ones: (ready or not, simpsons, family guy, seinfeld)
books with lotsa pictures (te-he!), books on serial killers (preferably female), books on punk/hardcore/music in general, true crime books, books on the holocaust, graphic novels like "love and rockets", "Maus" "hate! comix", "optic nerve", julie doucet's "dirty plotte", "black hole", "meat", "eightball", "johnny the homicidal maniac", "lenore" jessica abel's "artbabe", celebrity diaries, "party monster" by james st. james(one of the funniest books ever), alice in wonderland, godspeed, helter skelter, evasion, diary of anne frank, le petit prince, anything by tama janovitz, aaron cometbus, anything by funny jews in general, hunter s. thompson, art spiegelman, burroughs, everett true, lester bangs, jim carroll, the dictionary, "moshpit" by kristyn dunnion, stephen king, anais nin, francesca lia block, reading my own childish scrawl after a night of doing mushrooms
they're all dead