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Racist AIDS Monkey

olafkatzenburg

About Me

In the 1980s, I was one of the first primates experimented on with possible HIV+ cures. Some involved large weights being dropped on my head (this was only the case when I worked for Christian scientists, who thought that me being a fucking monkey as a choice). I survived all the experiments but I do now have full-blown AIDS. Have had it for 20 years. So, if you think I'm bitter, fuck off. As a matter of fact, whatever you think I am, you had better fuck off.

I while away my time eating my HIV cocktail (a hundred pills each hour) and making comments on blogs. Do not mistake the latter for me wanting to start a dialogue with you, unless you want to be insulted.

My Interests

I am neither pro-life nor pro-choice. I am anti-life and every day, my cause is furthered.

I'd like to meet:

Someone intelligent. If you're on myspace, this doesn't include you. Or me.

Music:

"The Right Wing Is A Bunch of Murderers Who Love A Flag Over Other Human Beings" by Cliff Vestone and the Harbringers; "The Left Wing is a Bunch of Pussies Who Would Like to Dialogue With Charles Manson as He Sprayed Their Blood on the Wall" by Vic Crosstone and the Highly Unlikables.

Movies:

Grey Lady Down, Black Man Down, White Man Down, Black Women Down, White Woman Down, Greasy Mexican Down, Slimy Jew Down, Yellow Asian Down, Drunk Irishman Down, Lazy African Down, Polite Canadian Down.

Television:

When People Act Constructively (canceled).

My Blog

More things wrong with myspace blogs.

Look, I don't really have time for this.  And I'm half-way thinking about not writing this blog at all.  But I'm sitting in a cage at the lab now and what the fuck else am I gonna do?  ...
Posted by Racist AIDS Monkey on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:27:00 PST

Blogs Suck!

You know, I thought being confined in a 2x2 cell, having HIV and 'cocktails' shot into my system for seven years at all angles sucked.  But that was before I started going through the recent mysp...
Posted by Racist AIDS Monkey on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:59:00 PST

Shut up.

1. When was the last time you showered? 19862. What were you doing this morning at 8? scabbing3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? delousing4. What are you wearing right now? kilt5. Are you mad at a...
Posted by Racist AIDS Monkey on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:01:00 PST