Cameron Bruce

Hello, and welcome to the page of recently escaped Commonwealth Games athlete-cum-musician Cameron Bruce. And yes, the rumours are true. At the recent annual Feats of Strength rally on the isle of Lesbos, Cameron indeed lifted a small donkey above his head. He has not, however, harmed any animals in anger. Cameron first found himself in the late 90s starting the communist-endorsed nerd rock fakers The Fantastic Leslie. After one release and multiple snide remarks between members, it disintegrated into a bubbling heap on the side of the road. Some say its still there. Accordingly, he then started playing about in any old band he could. Good times? Sure. After stints in everyones outfit, including Karma County, The Ronn Moss band (the dude with the jaw in that soap), Sneeze (genius vehicle for Messrs Morgan and Dalton) the queasy trio GUD, and currently lining up in David McCormacks Polaroids and Pinky Beecrofts White Russians, we find Cameron content and weary.And this may be his new project. Hes thinking of calling it Bruce, in last-name-homage to Bon Jovi, Van Halen and Fleetwood Mac. But he doesnt have to.And so to the exhilarating new world of online networking. Sit down, and relax. For once. Let it blow your tiny mind. A few of Camerons favourite things: Schnitzel, and the Dad from Family Ties (pictured) Dislikes: parades, people with small faces on large heads.