Issue 9 |
HORDES OF CROSS-DRESSERS COMMANDEER CAHSBy Caesar Ranch COLUMBUS, OH-- Columbus Alternative High School principal Sherry Powell raised the school's threat level to "code orangey-reddish" last Thurs...
Posted by Verbal Abuse on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:25:00 PST |
WE ARE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE OTHER PAPER |
The article deals with Ben's lawsuit over being suspended for distribution as well as the paper itself. This is only the beginning of major publicity for Verbal Abuse. Next week, Ben and two of our gr...
Posted by Verbal Abuse on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:16:00 PST |
Issue 8 (originally released June 5, 2007) |
2007: 2 YEAR 2 REVIEWA SPECIAL INTERCOM ANNOUNCEMENT Please pardon the interruption, this is Tristan Hall. If you did not buy a popsicle, go home and die. Thank you. & Ohhhhh yeaaaah! Go m...
Posted by Verbal Abuse on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST |
Issue 7 (originally released May 24, 2007) |
A MODEST PROPOSALby The Verbal Abuse Staff It is a terrible reality at Columbus Alternative High School that the quality of education is undeniably diminishing. This is a direct result of two d...
Posted by Verbal Abuse on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:38:00 PST |
Issue 4 (originally released April 28, 2006, re-issue May 1) |
CAHS RIGHTS ABUSE OF THE MONTH:SENIOR TAG: THE RIGHT TO BARE ARMSBy Emmanuel Goldstein We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal; that they ...
Posted by Verbal Abuse on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:42:00 PST |
Kinkos Discrimination |
The following article was originally scheduled to appear in issue 4, but we had to remove it because there was not enough space. There is no title, because we could not think of one.
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Posted by Verbal Abuse on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:35:00 PST |
Issue 3, originally released March 27, 2006 |
***NOTE: EVERYTHING ITALICIZED AND IN PARENTHESES WAS HANDWRITTEN IN THE ACTUAL PAPER***(Verbal Abuse, this is Mrs. POWell. I intercepted this paper before it was released, and sanitized it for your ...
Posted by Verbal Abuse on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:41:00 PST |
Issue 2, originally released March 3, 2006 |
First Issue of Underground Newspaper Fucking BlewBy Mike TurnerIt was a normal Friday morning on February 3, when students signed in to discover the epitome of pretentiousness. An underground newspape...
Posted by Verbal Abuse on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:08:00 PST |
