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Cobra Commander

The U.N. is worthless!

About Me

Im the Supreme Commander of the Cobra Organization. I am here to fight the evil G.I. Joe and his infidel armies. Come and join me now!! I want world domination, and will not give in till I have it in my grasp. Together we will defeat G.I. Joe. Do not add me as a friend if you post a shit load of bulletins. I do not want to have to terminate you!!

My Interests

World domination, Political manipulation and sabotage.Training to fight G.I. Joe and his cronies, defeating the infidel Joes. Designing new weapons to use against G.I. Joe. Making chemical and biological weapons, using propaganda to make people submit to my rule!!! HA HA. Planing new attacks against the infidel Joes. Driving my 500 hp Dodge Viper, doing viper sized burnouts. Owning GI Joe in my Cobra, he drives a riced out civic by the way!

I'd like to meet:

Shredder, Aunt Jemima: she makes fantastic pancakes, G.I. Joe when I capture him. HA HA HA HA HA.

Music:

Sitar songs that trip me out.

Movies:

Propaganda movies, any movies which degrade the infidel G.I. Joe. Ninja Turtles, I love watching Shredder dominate the evil turtle demons. Ha ha ha.

Television:

What do you think? My own show, Cobra battles the Infidels. But sometimes I like to watch G.I. Joe, only because it shows me kicking the subhuman Joe's ass.

Books:

Snake books are a good read they help me relax. Pictures of snakes with words. Snake storybooks.

Heroes:

Shredder, Big Boa, Destro, Copperhead, the former Iraqi Information Minister; Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, my entire Cobra organization for their loyalty to me.

My Blog

Do not support them!

Dear loyal followeresss and distinguished guestsss, As your leader its my duty to inform you that, The illegal immigrants are planning a to stage a boycott on May 1st. Tomorrow do not support the ille...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:37:00 PST

I've declared war on illegal immigrants!!!

Im formally declaring war on illegal immigrantsss and their supportersss!!!! ahahahaha!!! They are worst of all infidelsss. They will not be permited in the Cobra Nation. GI Joe is the illegal im...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 09:34:00 PST

Taking over the world!

Hello my friendssss, who isss ready to join me in the fight against the G.I. Joesss, the battle will soon come, watch for the destruction of those cowardsss. You will be safe asssss long asssss you tu...
Posted by Cobra Commander on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 01:22:00 PST