The Original Mank

"wahoo" yelled the non smoker "we've lost the smell of smoke"..."but the atmosphere in here has gone" replied the dj "and my profits are declining" cries the club manager....."i quit" replies the waitress "my wages just dont go any where anymore, inflation has ruined me".... "were closing" comes a voice from the distance " the club industry is fucked...! "we'll all have to stay in" cries a frequent clubber dressed in all her iluminous gear....."shit" screams the creaters of dontstayin.com, no ones going out anymore, our websites ruined!written by mank who is currently smoking a fag indoors listening to psy trance (the next big thing) on full blast while you non smokers are out listening to shit cheesy music that you heard the week before that the radio stations make you listen to based on thier opinions cause your to oblivious to other types of music being created in this lifetime smelling the sweat of another non smoker who you will probably sleep with tonight not knowing that they shagged your best mate the week before cause its always the same people out every week in the same town centre pretending that lifes great!hmmmm......yeah ok then!