Biola

Im like marmite, theres no sitting at the fence, u either like me or u dont, If u dont like me im a threat 2 u...Black 6FT6 1of Havants finest, Portsmouths favourite black son even though i was born South East London, Lewisham.Now i have learnt since growing up that Being British, is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign. Oh and......Only in Britain Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... Do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes AT THE FRONT. -Only in Britain... Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET COKE. Only in Britain... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.Only in Britain... Do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain... Are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION... Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of Screwdrivers. . many Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after Opening bottles of beer with their TEETH. And finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. I am proud to be associated with Britain! Mines a bottle of bud or a pint of coooollssssss light!!!!!Biola = FEBRUARY = Pisces {Abstract thoughts} Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.