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Josh The Funky 1

Gotta Keep It FIERCE***

About Me


GOSH! What can I say.....I've been told I'm a Sweet Heart & I've been called an asshole. I guess it all depends on how you treat me. I've always said "Treat people the way you would wanna be treated". I'm a firm believer in that. Moving on - I'm outgoing, friendly, silly, BLUNT, & I never hold back - If I wan't something I will get it... I don't trust anyone so I'm a little distant when I first meet someone - But, if we get along I will be your greatest friend ever. I'm loyal, passionate, smiley, A Hopeless Romantic (I think we need more of us out there). I still believe in Flowers, Candy, Candles, The whole 9.....Silly huh? I don't think so. I live in Illinois so you can imagine how crazy my life can be. I've seen so much but, I've also learned a whole lot. "Your life is what u make it" I went crazy already when I 1st moved here from California and I'm now focused on working and being happy. I hate flakes I can't stand them. You FLAKERS out there - U should all feel like shit!!!!! U KNOW WHO U ARE. I luv to party. Who doesn't luv a grrrrrreat party. However, limits are always good too. I'm definately a people person and I luv meeting new people. The only catch is this::::: Keep me interested for longer then 3min. I tend to get bored pretty easly if we don't click - I must move on - NEXT!!!!! lol ~Kidding. I LUV HUMOR. Any comedians out there!!!!!!!! Bring IT! Definately thumbs up:-) Hope you ladies and or guys like my page~Thanks 4 stopping by~Muahz!

My Interests


4 HOURS OF OPEN BAR!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is real, NO FAKERS and NO FLAKERS!! Oh, and Sharon Stone. She only gets more beautiful with age.

Music:



Movies:

Original Sin, Anchorman, Basic Instinct 1/2, Saw 1-3, The Predator, The Notebook, What About Bob?, Zoolander, Pretty Woman, Blair Witch Project, United 93, Miami Vice, Godfather, Heat, BLOW.

Television:

Dirty Jobs, Jay Leno, Big brother, Laguna beach, The Hills, Real World, The O.C, MSNBC, Most anything on E!, Take home chef, The girls next door (you know...the highly intelligent kind of stuff)

Books:

Magazines count?!? If so...Import Tuner, NEWSWEEK, PLAYBOY, People, US weekly, try to keep up on Hollywood

Heroes:

All The US soldiers fighting for our freedom, The passengers on United Flight 93, My parents, and Ron Burgundy.

My Blog

Just Be

You can travel the worldBut you can't run awayFrom the person you are in your heartYou can be who you want to beMake us believe in youKeep all your light in the darkIf you're searchin for truthYou mus...
Posted by Josh "The Funky 1" on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:08:00 PST

The PERFECT girl

*Can make me laugh/ Is Funny *Can have a good time anywhere *Spontanious *Is Romantic/ Does cute things *Treats me with respect *Is Faithful and Trust worthy *Smart *Is Relationship Material *Good Kis...
Posted by Josh "The Funky 1" on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:13:00 PST

You know your addicted to MySpace when...

1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable am...
Posted by Josh "The Funky 1" on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:52:00 PST

SIMPLE rules girls just don't know!

Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. Don't cut your hair. Ever!!  Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changi...
Posted by Josh "The Funky 1" on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:18:00 PST

Gosh Damn Morning Wood!

Ok, so...What the shit is up with Morning Wood!?!?!?  It is the most useless thing ever unless you have a hot and horny girl waiting for you to pound her when you wake up (which never happens.......
Posted by Josh "The Funky 1" on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:52:00 PST

Tracking treasure down...

This life is such a trip isn't it. We all go through our ups and downs, at times things seem and appear to be perfect. Then all of a sudden it can all crash down and your only left to ponder. WTF happ...
Posted by Josh "The Funky 1" on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:25:00 PST

Anatomy Of A Douchebag

As you've probably noticed, I use the term "douchebag," along with some variations (douche-rocket, douche-cracker, douche-nozzle, etc) a lot in describing people.  There are many characteristics ...
Posted by Josh "The Funky 1" on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:12:00 PST