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Isaac Newton

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About Me

Yah, I know, I am great. It wasn't always that way, but it is now. And you should know that you can be almost as great. In fact, just by being here, you have become a bit greater. Do you feel it? I have accomplished so many immense tasks compared to other mere mortals. After I wrote "Principia" and invented Calculus, what else was there to do? Heh, of course there is always Geometry to ponder. Of what possible use could Geometry be? LOL, ROFL. One last thought sums me up very well: "When I grow up, I wanna be just like me!"

Description: I don't want to brag or anything, but unlike Robert Hooke, if I can, I will save another living organism. I did this rescue while out for a morning run once. This is what I would call a decent example of acceleration.

My Interests

All things geeky. My greatest regret is that the clothing of my time simply cannot accomodate a decent pocket protector.

I'd like to meet:

Robert Hooke, just so that I could dispense with his outrageous claims that I stole from his silly Microphagia! Also, this Jessica Simpson creature intrigues me. In what way is she related to Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Maggie?

Music:

I mean really, what a silly question. Look at my hair? I couldn't be anything else but a hard rocker man. Me and Ozzie, right? Actually, I like all good music from the 60's right through to the present.

Movies:

Isaac Newton: The Gravity of Genius, Into the Wild, Napoleon Dynamite, Serenity, Revenge of the Penguin Tribe, V for Vendetta, Donnie Darko, Last of the Mohicans, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Bourne Ultimatum, All Quentin Tarentino films, Office Space, Shooter, In the Shadow of the Moon (8.3 on the IMDB scale, watch it!)Worst movie I have seen recently: 100 Million BC - Ummm what can I say, the cast was just terrible, the script was missing, the special effects looked like they did it all with crayons. It was so horrible that I will definitely watch it again with a dose of double popcorn...... (Yah, we watch lots of movies here!)

Television:

Eh? Television? Largely a huge waste of time. Except of course for these fine programs: 24 (Who is cooler than Jack Bauer?), CSI (Geeky, forensic science, heh), BSG (The best offering of the Sci-Fi channel), and the Firefly series which has pleasantly emerged once again on the Universal High Definition channel. Whey did they ever cancel that program???

Books:

"Lone Survivor" by Marcus Luttrell, "Isaac Newton's Favorite Jokes", "Ender's Game" and both branches of novels that followed, "The Nature of Science", "Matter", "Motion and Forces", all Dan Brown's books: DaVinci Code, Digital Fortress, Angels and Demons, Deception Point (Hey, he went to Amherst, he must be smart right?), all the Harry Potter books, Vince Flynn's "Term Limits" because it is such a goooood idea, and too many others to list...

Heroes:

Isaac Newton, all hard working students, Captain Malcolm Reynolds from "Firefly" (credited with my favorite quote: "If someone tries to kill you, you try and kill them right back." Jack Bauer, simply because he gets right to the point. Really, if I needed someone to back me up, there just isn't anyone else I would trust as much as Jack. Oh... and Napoleon Dynamite of course!

My Blog

Crazy Russian Redneck Music

I loved this as soon as I saw it. What could be better than listening to the Leningrad Cowboys and the Russian Red Army Choir singing "Sweet Home Alabama"??? Seriously, if you grew up during the Cold ...
Posted by Isaac Newton on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:11:00 PST

Goodbye and Thank You Windsor Locks Kids!

Well, after a couple hours of work I finally got my classroom cleaned up and I am all moved out. Many of you asked me if I was sad to be leaving and I think I have to say that I will be sad in some wa...
Posted by Isaac Newton on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:22:00 PST

Subtracto-Vision

Well now, you see, I have this student in my Pre-Algebra class this year (no names will be mentioned) who invented a new kind of math. This is worth mentioning, because as you know, I invented calculu...
Posted by Isaac Newton on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 02:15:00 PST

The national debt clock...

For those students of mine who have been fascinated (and depressed) by the debt clock that we have been watching this year, here is the link for it:National Debt ClockNow don't get all depressed! You ...
Posted by Isaac Newton on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:29:00 PST

The end of the Internet...

Click to reach the end of the internet.
Posted by Isaac Newton on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:35:00 PST

It's 7:05pm on April 2nd and the Red Sox have only lost one game!

Cough, cough....
Posted by Isaac Newton on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:08:00 PST

It's 4:00pm on April 2nd and the Red Sox are undefeated!

'Nuff said...
Posted by Isaac Newton on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:06:00 PST

Mars is melting... again!

The first time I saw the NASA information (back in 2003) I thought it was interesting. The updated link below is also quite thought provoking. Perhaps the "green movement" is jumping to conclusions? S...
Posted by Isaac Newton on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:20:00 PST

Things that I have been said to have said:

"I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light.""If I have ever made any valuable discoverie...
Posted by Isaac Newton on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST

Ummm... this is an inconvenient truth, but... Mars is melting...

Ok, so what do you make of this report from NASA?NASA: Mars Is MeltingSo... if Mars is melting, and no humans are there to cause it, what implications does this have for Al Gore's theory that humans a...
Posted by Isaac Newton on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST