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About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Just incase y'all are wondering, this is the real Kim Payne's site here. Road warrior for the Allman Brothers Band from 1969 through 1973 when the unmentionable incident occured. Maintained by my secretary and myself. If I know you, please feel free to get in touch here. If you want to be a new friend you can try to get past the secretary for approval, but there are no guarantees you will!

Music:

Gregg Allman - Midnight Rider

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My Blog

Short story from the book

My trip in the dryer. Oh boy this is a painful memory, and one of Callahan's favorite stories to tell even all these years later. One night me and Callahan had these two chicks armed up and were headi...
Posted by Kim Payne on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST

For those wishing to date my Secretary

Here is the application. APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY SECRETARY NOTE: This will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, lineage history, and current m...
Posted by Kim Payne on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST

Red Dog and the frozen shit tank

WELL, IT WAS A BITTER COLD NIGHT, WE WERE TRAVELING THROUGH MONTANA I THINK, BUTT DEEP IN SNOW, IN THE 27' WINNEBAGO ALL NINE OF US TRYING TO SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, (SOMEONE WAS DRIVING THE...
Posted by Kim Payne on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:35:00 PST