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'Sup?! This My Space page is actually for me and my best buddy, Max. Let me introduce myself first. I am JD (for Juvenile Delinquent), but most people call me J. Dizzle, Diz or Circus Dog (I can jump really high from a stand still position.) to name a few. Max has some fancy AKC name, but he's been neutered so who cares!? He goes by Max, Maximum Dog, Big Max, the Big Dog or Bad Dog. I'm going to maintain this site.
Gee, where to start? Well, I'm a min pin, although I'm not very min. I weigh about 17 pounds, but my body is rockin'. The J-Dizzle is the shizzle! My female person keeps trying to get a good picture of me from the side, but so far, I've managed to tick her off by jumping or running everytime she snaps the picture. I love messin' with her. She thinks I'm so big because I've had 3 steroid shots since I was born and I'm not even 2 yet. She tells people I'm pumped from the 'roids. Personally, I think she talks too much, but what are you going to do? (The steroids have been because of my love of biting bees. I just can't help myself! Maybe I'm not as bright as I thought!)
Anyway, Max is a whopper of a weimaraner. This guy should be call Big Boi, Jelly Belly or, well, you know, something that relates to his fatness. He isn't telling right now, but last I knew he weighed in at a portly 112 pounds. Our owners swear he's just a big dog, but they're not fooling anyone, he's tubacious! He tends to be a little on the grouchy side. I think he's just trying to protect our people since he didn't have a great upbringing (he was adopted by our current people), but man, give it a rest! People try to pet us, but he snarls and growls and just generally, doesn't have very good social skills. I keep trying to tell him to cool it, but he's a jerk. That's why I bully him so much. Oh yeah, I'm the alpha male around this house!
If you require us to enter some silly code to leave a comment for you, well, then, you probably won't hear from us much. Those codes are hard to read and we're guessing you aren't lookng for many comments.
Our people just came back from vacation. While they were gone they left us at Rover Oaks in Katy, Texas. Those people are awesome. They know us both and they still love Max! Seriously, this place is the bomb, baby. They rock!
Word of warning: we will only add humans who know us.
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My Interests

I love going for walks. That rocks. Other than that, I enjoy sniffing Max's butt and I play the "drums" for my treat after our walks - I'm getting pretty good (the drums are the containers our food is kept in). I also LOVE digging in the pantry if my people forget to latch it shut. There is just something about that cardboard that the lightbulbs come in that, I'm sorry, I just can't resist. I also adore chewing up toilet paper.

Max's interests are competing with me. He is so jealous that he just embarrasses himself! If the people pet me, he yelps and cries like a little baby. He's such a wus! Oh, he does have this thing for tennis balls. He likes to tick off the people by dropping it under the footstool or sofa, then crying about it until the people have to get it for him. That's actually pretty entertaining to watch!

I'd like to meet:


Max says he likes Lassie's long locks. Me, I think I'd like to party with Tinkerbell (that Hilton girl's bitch).

JD & Max's Friend Space
JD & Max has lots of cool friends.

the Rat Dogs

Layla

Chloe Marie

Vinny

Cleveland aka C Dizzle

Belle

Maxilicious

Axle & Kash

Drac

Ayatollah

Mecca

Chewie & Leia

Dobie

Bruno aka B-Unit

Sexy Beasts

Bobletti

Hunter

Lily

Ratboy

Granite

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Music:

We're kind of into H-Town rap right now. You know,Camilitary, Bun B, Paul Wall, etc., but we'll listen to just about anything just so we don't have the hassle of tryin to change the station. Can I buy some thumbs here?!

Movies:

I guess this will seem obvious, but the Lassie stuff, Cujo, Dr. Doolittle, Turner & Hooch, K9: PI, The Shaggy Dog, Beethoven, Lady and the Tramp, Christmas Vacation and Saw. We watched Saw II recently and honestly, I liked the first one better. Max liked the second one better. We agreed to disagree.

Television:

Again, we're not really picky. We usually just watch whatever's on or whatever our people are watching.

Books:

We don't really have any favorites, we'll chew up any books. I guess some do taste a little better and have better texture than others. Magazines are a cinch to tear and chew up. Hardcover books are a little tougher. Oh we'll get it done, it just takes a little longer with those, but we are nothing if not persistent! My personal favorite is toilet paper. (I know its not a book, but if the people are stupid enough to leave the bathroom door open and I wander in to find a good book to chew and the toilet paper is within reach, you can bet your a@* I'm going for the TP. It makes the most beautiful mess! You should see my male person freak out when I do this. Priceless!

Heroes:

Yes, we both LOVE hero sandwiches - any kind. People food is insanely good! Why, oh why, do we only get to eat those friggin' little pieces of crap that tastes like cardboard? Everytime the people sit down to eat, it just kills me. My mouth waters like a fountain. When I get those thumbs, some things are going to change around here!