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About Me

___________________________________________________________P -we: I used to be with a bitch named Chiquita; she left me with my daughter Loolu. I usually do whatever Austin says and Loolu follows. I am a buttsniff, and so is Loolu. I love to pee on things! One time I peed on a guys foot at the dog park, and he was wearing sandals!! I like it when people say "do you wanna go for a?" I'll go crazy when I hear that. I also like when I hear the words food, treat, walk, park, dog, squirrel, and kitty cat. I wanna get the mail man and garbage man, and I swear I will one of these days because I am One Tuff Little Rat Dog (and don't you forget it). Sometimes we go to the park, and I get to go for a ride and when I get happy I usually spin and do a 360 because it makes me dizzy. All I ever really want to do is go for walks/runs or rides when the sun is up. When 6pm rolls around and there's nothing to do, I bug Austin to take us somewhere, and it usually works. I know how to balance food on my nose and also do more tricks, like roll over, play dead, speak, but don't expect for me to do that for free. Usually, I am begging for food whenever it is around and I always look for crumbs when something falls after the humans eat. Some tell me that I'm pretty smart for a little rat dog. ___________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________ Loolu: I follow my dad P-we around and do what Austin tells us to do. I know some tricks but I can't balance food on my nose yet. I love to bark at the wind and pee when I get excited! Austin doesn't understand why, but that is because he is human. I like to lick myself all the time, and I have really bad breath because I am one Hott Bitch!. I have a mean growl, and If I am protected I'll growl at just about anything that moves and It always scares them off. Sometimes when I am walking around I snort really hard like a pig and I have sneeze fits too. I'm also a spaz. You'll notice when I start to spaz out if your around, believe me. When P-we has your attention I will do whatever it takes to get more attention. I'll even lie on my back and say rub my nipples. I have 9 nipples, so one row has four and the other has five. I am very tickelish and I love to be tickeld. One time I broke my leg and had to wear a cast. I like everything P-we likes, except for barking at the mail man. I don't know how to do all the tricks that P-we knows but that's ok, because I just beg and that seems to work fine. Most of the time you can find me under a blanket licking myself or scavenging for crumbs in the kitchen. I can be a little weird sometimes, but that's ok because I'm just a little rat dog.

My Interests

Walks, Runs, Leashes, Harnesses, Running Shoes, Squeaky Toys, Peeing in Public, Human Food, Treats, Sniffing Butts, Sleep, Growling or Barking Loudly at Anything that Moves, Dogs, Kittycats, Squirrels, Lizards, The Garbage truck, The Mailman, Being pet by Anyone, Sleeping Under Throw Blankets, Keeping Warm Under a Blanket, Licking, Tricks, Rides in the Car, Nakedness, Air Conditioning, Dog Stuff, being Lazy, Dog Tricks
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I'd like to meet:

dogs, cats, squirrellys, rabbits, ducks, lizards, anything that we can smell.

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We met a famous person today

Today when we stopped for water at the rest area at Memorial Park we got to meet George Bush Senior , didn't say anything but he was about eight feet away and he smiled when he saw us... True Story an...
Posted by The Ratdogs&trade on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 09:37:00 PST