Like Satan, Bethany is always busy. The mordant creeping darkness at the core of her unholy soul will never let her rest from her creative duties. She also really likes bunnies.I have an odd, verging-on-erotic obsession with zombies.I am a jazz/cabaret singer.I love showtunes.I grew up in a shithole country town called Dubbo. I am an encyclopedia of irrelevant zombie information, among other things.I love gore. Blood. Guts. Stages of d.e.c.o.m.p.o.s.i.t.i.o.n. I am friendly. I am harsh. I am an intellectual snob. I can be one of the ditsyest people you'll ever meet.Vocabulary is my playground..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bethany
Birthday: 2/11/1986
Birthplace: Parkes, NSW.
Current Location: I'm between places - Brisbane, Dubbo, Sydney.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: I can't even keep up - blue/black?
Height: 5'4 or 5'5 ...
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Kiss me, I'm Irish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My pretty Mary Jane's with the evil chunky heel.
Your Weakness: Alcohol... damn you, Mexican liver!
Your Fears: Yoghurt.
Your Perfect Pizza: The pizza shop at uni makes this uber yummy potato and prosciutto pizza - it's so good.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get back to Brisbane!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Brb, ciggie"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Ohh yeah babe, that was incredi- goddamnit, it was just a dream"
Your Best Physical Feature: Breasts.
Your Bedtime: Just before dawn.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being 16!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke... if it has rum in it.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccas.
Single or Group Dates: Single dates, group sex.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Peach Ice Tea ftw
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla (it's a whole different flavour in the bedroom, I must say)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Doppio
Do you Smoke: Like a chimney, baby!
Do you Swear: When it's appropriate.
Do you Sing: Every chance I get.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes. And I love my midnight baths.
Have you Been in Love: Quite possibly. I don't know.
Do you want to go to College: I did.
Do you want to get Married: No. Dad would only ever let me marry a gay man.
Do you belive in yourself: Are we talking horny rum Beth here, or weepy gin Beth?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes.
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Dad's my best friend.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They make me horny.
Do you play an Instrument: Only vocals now... I used to play piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: That's a given with me...
In the past month have you Smoked: Yah.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Anti-deps and the odd valium.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't do dates.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a fan.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Mmm yes. I love my sushi.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Karaoke queen, I am!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Don't you need to enter into relationships for that to happen?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: That's a good idea... *grabs towel*
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably stolen a few disapproving glances.
Ever been Drunk: Drunk is almost a state of normalcy for me.
Ever been called a Tease: Often.
Ever been Beaten up: Narrowly escaped a scary goth-bashing episode a few years ago.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes. Twice. And been caught. Twice. There's a lesson in there somewhere.
How do you want to Die: Torn apart by a ravenous horde of zombies that are fighting over my intestines and chewing off my nipples, Burial Ground style.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Be a cabaret star.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green.
Favourite Hair Color: Black.
Short or Long Hair: Long... mmm long-haired boys.
Height: Taller than me, which isn't difficult.
Weight: I don't fucking care.
Best Clothing Style: If he dressed like a pirate, that's be pretty hot I guess...
Number of Drugs I have taken: All-natural, hippie type drugs. Earth appreciation enhancing drugs. Oh, and valium.
Number of CDs I own: Probably not as many as zombie DVDs owned... but still too many to count.
Number of Piercings: None, just scars.
Number of Tattoos: None... I don't want to be one of those wrinkley old grannies with faded, wrinkley, tacky tattoos scaring away young people.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Only momentary regret - everything provides its lessons, so no regret.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! ......
