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About Me

I got my layouts from MySpace Layout Generator & Premade MySpace LayoutsIts a fact; The japanese arent comfortable with poop. In Japan millions of gallons of fresh water are wasted every year due to men and woman who are ashamed of the noises that leave there bodies while makeing dookies. to cover there turdular noises they will repeativly flush the toilet so you cant hear their Flatulent fannies. Since fresh water is hard to come by on this over populated island nation, manufactuers have had to make toilets that make flushing noises to ease the mind of the paranoid potty patrons. check it out."They are so uptight about doo-doo that they have cartoon tigers teach you how to "go potty!"" THat some crazy shit! Did you see that Kid? I thought his head was going to explode. So remember, the japanes are scared of farts but love seeing people get hit in the balls!!! " maybe there not so weird after all.".. width="425" height="350"

My Interests

This is were i would put things that interest me. im interested in not doing what is asked. in a way, ive just done to much. I Love watching movies, cartoons, listening to music and reading comics. There really isnt much to me other then that. I study art and i think all types are great. i like everything and dont look down on any form. to me a drawing by jack kirby is just as impresive as a painting by picaso. i love all forms. from oil painting to animation from the cave paintings in france to the crudly drawn dicks in the local bars restroom. " "

I'd like to meet:

No one really, I've met all the people I want to meet and in most cases I wish I hadn’t met them. The only people I can think of that I want to meet that aren’t fictional would have to be Mr. T,Stan Lee, and Kevin Smith. There might be a few other people but i cant think of them and I dont feel like makeing up anything corny like Ghandi, Mother Teresa or Jesus. A lot of people that say they would like to meet Jesus are trying to make you think they're better than you some how, I think they are just are saying that to make you think there good people and your some loser. they just want to out do you somehow. when i tell someone i want to meet Kevin Smith (for example) and they say they want to meet Jesus, I up the anty, I say ,"I really want to Meet GOD!" and that like ends it all right there. you cant beat that. what are you going to say? i wnat to meat the devil? Or how about l. ron hubbard??? you cant top god!!! tha beats everything across th board. In all honestly, deep down you know they really want to meet someone more like Dr. Phil, Oprah Winfrey or Clay Aiken. " "

Music:

A little of this a little of that. Like everyone else in the world, "I like all kinds of music!" so basically I will listen to anything that pleases me at the time. Right now I am listening to a lot of Tom Waits. I'm basically a fan of what I grew up listening to and a few other newer bands. The Misfits, The Ramones, Rancid, Bad Religion, Nirvana, The Beastie Boys, Tom Waits, Wu-Tang, Morphine, Matisyahu, Ice Cube, House of Pain, Johnny Cash, Cyprus Hill, The Pharcyde, 2pac, Das EfX, Pearl Jam, STP, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Damien Rice, The Pogues, Billy Joe Shaver, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Dead Milkmen, Violent Femmes, System of a down, MF Doom, Del, Willie Nelson, Thistin Howell III, AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Faith No More, Gomez, The Gorrilaz, Black Flag, Rage Against the Machine, Beck, White Zombie, The Dropkick Murphys, The Dubliners, Arrested development, The Fugees, Bob Marley and the Whalers, The specials, Real Big Fish, Danzig, Samhaim, Primus, CAE-Lo, Conway Twisty, Gnarls Barkley, The Vandals, Sex Pistols, Greenday, The Offspring, Buck Owen and the Buckeyes, The Dead Kennedys, Mojo Nixon, George Jones, O.D.B. A.k.A. Big Baby Jesus, Biz Markee, Redman, Method Man, Tha Rza, and for some reason, Fall Out Boy. I am sure there is more, I'll add when I remember them. In the mean while check out some of friends bands. If you like Rap, select Dr. Buddah's site from my Friends list and if you like Punk, listen to Fire at Will, Just click on the Banne!!!. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I'm a real big Fan of Kanye West!!! Pimp MySpace PhatPimpClothing.com .." ..

Movies:

Just about anything that wasnt released strait to video, and pretty much any movie released directly to video. I'm a huge kevin smith fan.i love star wars (yeah, im a dork) I love horror movies and shitty B movies, i watch comedys and thrillers. i cant list everything so ill break it down. I like watching just about everthing. so ill just through out some of the best Ive seen lately. Taledega nights, Monster house and V for vendetta. Also pretty much anything stupid that comes on HBO. If you really want to check out some movies i like look into these films; Gozu, the dark bakckwards, ichi the killer, one missed call, showgun assassin, 5 deadly venums, Shoulin Vs. Lamma, Dark city, requim for a dream, being john Malkovich,Dark city, the rocky horror picture show,Adaptation, Crash (directed by Kronenburg), Existenz, El topo, city of lost children, watermelon man, return of the living dead, the legend I & II, the profesional, Hi mom!, Evil dead 2, Hellraiser 1 & 2, Deliverence, the deer hunter, Raging Bull, Naked Lunch, the fly, Demon night, Ed and his dead mother, things to do in denver when your dead, white boys, American buety, L.A. Confidentual, 8mm, Malrats, my deadly friend and the list goes on. By the way, Troll 2 is the shittest movie ever made. its shittier the wing commander and jeepers creepers combined!!! Image Pimped@MySpace .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

I dont normally watch much TV. usually when i do its either rosanne reruns, AFH, or the Flavor of love. this is what i watch with my girlfriend, with my dad its either the news, christian programming or wrestling. I cant truly say there are only a few shows on i like watching. I like "my name is earl, the office, the benny hill show and Little Britain" the last two you can catch on the BBC america. they are pretty funny. The only show i watch that isnt a comedy is Nip/Tuck, and that is becouse that show is awsome. if you havent seen it and you need a change from your average regurgitated crap on TV, watch it. The one thing i love watching is cartoons. from bugs bunny to Tom and Jerry. i love old school cartoons in a huge way. Im a big fan of Adult swim. i seriuosly cant get enought family guy and futurama. the squidbillies have me laughing out loud constently. The Venture brothers alone has to be the funniest cartoon ever!! GO TEAM VENTURE!!!!

Books:

I just read the obituaries, Just to make sure I'm not dead. Sometimes I’ll read a book on tape or read a movie adaptation. I read the bible once, it was O.K...The ending sort of sucked and it was a little preachy. Seriously, I love Chuck Palahniuk!!! I'll read whatever I've heard is good time. If it sounds good I’ll read it. The last actual book I read was "Junky" by William S. Burroughs. I also enjoy books by Ken Kesey, Hunter S. Thompson, George Orwell, O. Henry, Howard Zinn and Franz Kafka. I am also a huge fan of comic books and graphic novels. I'm not ashamed to admit this. Comics are great and you don’t believe me you should pick one up sometime. You’d be surprised what you will find. It’s not all Supermen in tights with capes, there are some real stories, with real values- to be found in them. I’d say that 40% of all main stream entertainment takes from the comic book community. Movies and Television constantly benefit from ideas that originate from comics. To prove that comics aren’t all Kids stuff, pick up a copy of one of these Graphic novels. The Watchmen, From Hell, A History of Violence, Bone, Concrete, Strangers in Paradise, Black Hole, Maus, Caricature, Ghost World, Art School confidential, A contract with God, Sin City, 300, The Dark night Returns, The Ultimates, The Killing Joke, Y; The last Man, 100 bullets, HellBoy, Madman, The Authority, Identity Crisis, Sandman, HellBlazer, Anything by Vertigo, anything written by Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, warren ellis, bria k. vaughn, brian bendis, garth ennis, grant morrison,chris claremont or Mark Millar. The list goes on and on. I personally recommend Preacher by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon. If you liked that then try there run on The Punisher. Also if you love to laugh Check out Milk and Cheese, Dork, Hate and L.C.D.!!!!

Heroes:

I dont think i could possible write them all down. Just go to the local comic shop and you will find heros. i really cant think of anyone in real life i would look up to as a hero so i'll just say Make mine marvel and me and the captain make it happen!!!.. " ..

My Blog

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i try to write funny and amusing blogs. i havent written a new blog in a while. have i been too busy? is there lack of material? do i just not care for the written word? no...its becouse i am sure nob...
Posted by Robot Scorn Test on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST

g'day ol' friend; A tribute to Steve Irwin.

This morning I learned of the passing of Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin. I never met him but like millions of other people in the world I knew of him. I still remember the first time I had ev...
Posted by Robot Scorn Test on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:40:00 PST

an open letter to Mel Gibson

Dear Mr. Gibson,              I would like you to know you have always been one of my favorite actors. I can remember watching your Mad Max movies...
Posted by Robot Scorn Test on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:44:00 PST

Glass Closets

All week long people have been talking about Lance Bass and how he has decided to come out of the closet. Is anyone actually shocked? If Lance Bass was in a closet it was one made of clear glass. Who...
Posted by Robot Scorn Test on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:20:00 PST