watching countdown,knitting, playing records (sometimes to other people, badly), being a cunt to people purely cos it's funnier than being nice,then being really nice for no reason,sarcasm (the lowest form of wit)record shopping,discovering an old band that you could never see yourself getting into, then Bam! you realise theyre amazing,the sexual life of Mr Ross Farmery (fascinating) i like my mum and dad lots,i like saying to my mum "mummy i'll hurt you" then pretending to beat her up. I like being really abusive to my house mates in front of new people so thay dont know whats going on.Pretending to be Audrey Horn from twin peaks. Dancing alone in my bedroom. I like the idea of that nintendo game where you're an animal and you just do things like go shopping and look at stars and chat to your little friends.being judgemental,putting dairy milk wrappers in the microwave-makes purple fireworks! spreading STDs, Drinking, falling to sleep outside clubs, Harold Shipman, Ilike not having a job,My stalking,smoking,sitting on the roof in summer,tea (esp. Yorkshire),climbing trees, but im too old to do that now,nice dresses and berets, shopping and gold.
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Just immigrant song by Led Zeppelin. Its the only song i wish to hear for the rest of my days.
Ghost World, Napoleon Dynamite, Goonies, Labyrinth, Detroit Rock City, Clueless, One Flew Over The Cookoos nest, The Graduate, Donnie Darko, The Breakfast Club,John Waters,Todd Solonz. Irreversible,Pretty in Pink, Some like it Hot,The royal Tenembaums,Rushmore,Lost in translation, Battle Royale,Frida.
All the soaps really. Except Family Affairs or Doctors. That shit is whack.
Porn, (Including girl on girl, girl on guy, guy on guy, Pregnant babes, Asian babes, Pregnant asian babes, over 50s, Scat, and midget). What caravan magazine, Rowan Yarns, Machine and Mart, Max Power, Vogue and Cosmo girl.
Viv windsor from Emmerdale. Shes got everything. Style, class, aplomb and a large line of jackets with enormous shoulder pads. What a don.