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Oh Billy

Stepinto de liiiight.

About Me

Who is Will? What is it that makes him tick? Why should you spend any more time looking at his profile?All good questions. The answers though, are a touch harder to come by. Will is not so much a person in his own right. More a collection of ideas and impulse. A creation of the world in which he lives. The world needed beauty. Will became it. The world needed a leader. Will stepped up to the mark. The world needed love. Will gave it.To understand Will, you would first need to understand the nature of 'being'. And i hardly think your capable of that, are you.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Will Roberts
Birthday: 29.09.81
Birthplace: Blackpool
Current Location: Manchester
Eye Color: greeny blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6"1
Right Handed or Left Handed: r h
Your Heritage: English/Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Well loved tatty trainers
Your Weakness: inability to punch through cheap doors
Your Fears: being chased up stairs
Your Perfect Pizza: stonebake, tuna, sweetcorn, red onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to stay happy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'but of course' in french accent
Thoughts First Waking Up: 2 more snooze then up
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: when i drop
Your Most Missed Memory: that doesn't make sense. how can you miss something you don't know your missing.
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK if i have to
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: er?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: constantly
Do you Swear: like a trooper
Do you Sing: of sorts
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: nope
Do you belive in yourself: yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: when i read in cars
Do you think you are Attractive: of sorts
Are you a Health Freak: no but i've started to go running for the 1st time in 5 years. How long will it last? we'll see.
Do you get along with your Parents: i love me mam and da
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them. especially summer storms
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: those that know will know
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no i hate them
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no carbs
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but i love it. damn rice
In the past month have you been on Stage: of sorts
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: who writes these questions? a 5 year old?
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: of sorts. nothing major
How do you want to Die: in the most ridiculous way possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: time ticks on. any suggestions?
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: mid
Height: no taller than me
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: what ever suits the person.
Number of Drugs I have taken: number of types or number all together?
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: none now
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: don't tend to regret
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My Interests

bramble picking... and going out and stuff. You know me...or maybe you don't. Welcome. I love films and music. yawn. Just an original generic guy then. Not really that interesting really. But kinda pale... Having trouble leaving behind retro and all the things that go with that. I'll say...the arts. Broad strokes you know. Knitcore. Cardigans. late nights. bed.

I'd like to meet:

People who like stuff but say they don't like it even if it means pissing on old friends. The pissed on old friends of these people who now wish they'd never spoken to that lady when she was drunk who is now pressing charges of rape against him. He didn't know, he thought drunk yes was still yes. The friends and family of that woman, who though love her, still think she might have been asking for it. A girl can't keep on the way she does and not have this sort of thing happen sooner or later. And most of all Shane. I'd love to meet Shane.

Music:

David Bowie, The Knife, le Tigre, LCD, Postal Service, Arcade Fire, Peaches, ESG, The Slits, Blondie, Prince, Chromeo, Soft Cell, CSS, Martha and the Vandellas, Datarock, NYPC, Girls Aloud, Clor, The Rapture, Gossip, The Strokes, Donna Summer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Kate Bush, Bloc Party, Interpol, Brighteyes, The Smiths, The Cure, The Kills, Tiga, Goonies R Good Enough- Cyndi Lauper

Movies:

Wes Anderson's films, The Goonies, Tim Burton's films, crappy horror movies, The Graduate, John Waters movies, A Life Less Ordinary, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The true Star Wars films, Being John Malkovich, Battle Royale, late night BBC 1 tv movies about wrongly accused women with cancer, 80's kids/teen movies, Rules of Attraction, Lost in Translation, Shaun of the Dead, Heathers.

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Murder She Wrote,Arrested Development,Shameless, late night gay interest programs on Channel 4. There haven't been many lately as queers are getting more acceptable. Therefore less controversial. Therefore of less interest to Channel 4. To hell with acceptance, i'd take a thousand gay bashings to be able to watch some subtle, politicaly minded, drama where someone gets AIDS, with maybe one discreet sex scene where you see the occasional nipple. Corrie, Ship Wrecked- Two Tribes, Futurama, Buffy, The League of Gentlemen, Family Guy, Nighty Night, Peep Show, Monkey Dust.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk especially Invisible Monsters and Survivor, J.T Leroy, Douglas Coupland, Brett Easton Ellis, the Tales of the City books.

Heroes:

Flash Gordon, Jessica Fletcher, Blanche off Corrie

My Blog

Two whole pages! Madness.

The other day, Lucy discovered that you could now have two whole pages worth of pictures on your myspace. This is ever so generous of Tom, but i feel it might be a tad too much. I scanned down my Edit...
Posted by Oh Billy on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:55:00 PST

Fire on Fairhaven

Woke up this morning feeling hazy, vision a little blurred as the sun shone through my window. Strange smokey smell in my room. Ah well, back to sleep. Several minutes later of brain process. Smokey s...
Posted by Oh Billy on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:13:00 PST

Red is the new black

As you might be able to tell from my latest line of pictures, red is indeed the new black in the world of t-shirts. Worry not black fans. He's doin ok, and will no doubt be making a return soon.
Posted by Oh Billy on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:37:00 PST

billy fell down 2: the bike

billy fell down again. this time not my fault. you may notice the lack of capital letters. this is due to one armed typing. was riding my bike home from work. thought about goin up withington rd,...
Posted by Oh Billy on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:20:00 PST

That black t-shirt

Looking at my pictures i've noticed something quite worrying. In most of the shots i seem to be wearing the same t-shirt(as modeled in my current profile picture). I feel i should bring this up as i d...
Posted by Oh Billy on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:07:00 PST

Billy fell down.

Billy fell down. Never again will i be so easily led into exercise. 'We're having a race' Said Seann. Ok You couldn't run around the post, thats what threw me. Billy fell down. Now i have seeping join...
Posted by Oh Billy on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:53:00 PST