titnasha

Thoroughly unpleasant character, bordering on repugnant. I have the spirit of Jack Bauer, the wisdom of Atticus Finch and the dexterity of Brendan cole. I like mindgames, headfucks and superficial friendships. I fear the third dimension in your personality. i'm trying to become a morning person. My maternal instinct is fully satisfied by tending to Mingita, Caesar, Nob da Wank and the rubber chicken. I like people watching in the East End. Gaylord trapped in a girls body, mightily unjust situation, I take my frustration out on the bean. I have bad shakes. i am obsessed with reading the message boards on the sun website. A gin connoisseur, a wine philistine. Food tastes better smoked. I prefer scrabble to monopoly. I don’t like talking about music. I used to have an unhealthy obsession with all peter engel produced television, which continued far later into my adolescence than is healthy. Now I have an obsession with all androgynous or middle-aged women who have too many opinions and wear too much make-up that has probably started far earlier than is healthy. Teen culture is wasted on teenagers. I like public frapps and private acts of kindness. I’m aware that I piss my sides for no reason when I’m walking down the street, but apparently oblivious to the fact that I dance as I go. I like mood lighting in the godeflatt, being drunk alone, making noise, dressing for the festive season every season, dressing up and going nowhere, root vegetables, pen-knives, non-fiction, telling lies, being studious, making people do things they don’t want to do, Beffnal greasy spoons, pointing the finger and petty crime.