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lil ze

why buy the butcher when you can get the sausage for free?

About Me

listen to soundgardens jesus christ pose, ac/dc highway to hell, digital underground freaks of the industry, the kinks sunny afternoon, gym class heroes the queen and i, the commodores easy, ciara like a boy, the runaways saturday night special, trina and trick daddy nann, and see where i'm coming from.
Your Lust Quotient: 70%
You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!
You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. i'm feeling buzzed, uh huh that's what i does. carlos coy.


I JUST GOT A DUI SO NOW I AM ALL ABOUT THE SCRAPER BIKE....PICTURE ME ROLLIN.

My Interests

What do you got?
You Will Die at Age 52
Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits. you can click a button to support the cause

I'd like to meet:


Your Lust Quotient: 66%
You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!
You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do.

Music:

yes please.

Movies:

i like a lot of movies but these are classics.

Television:

strangers with candy. roseanne. martin. the oblongs. golden girls.

How to make a yvonne
Ingredients:
1 part anger
1 part impatience
8 parts perversion
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little lubricant if desired!

You Are 78% Impulsive
You are impulsive, which at times leads to irresponsibility.
It's hard for you to say no to all but the most insane propositions.
But you could care less. While your impulsive ways have gotten you in a little trouble - they've made for a very exciting life! a

Books:

confederacy of dunces, fight club, the sirens of titan, another day in paradise, breakfast of champions, the girl next door, god bless you mr. rosewater, the upper room, cruddy, how the light gets in, galapagos, the incredible shrinking man, the autobiography of malcom x, the catcher in the rye, hell house,i am legend, she wakes, earthbound, desperation, survivor, the backwoods, gonna lay down my burdens, the offseason, the fungus, cannibal killers.

..

Heroes:

YING YANG TWINS. HOWARD STERN. HARVEY PEKAR. DAVE ATTELL. MAC DRE. HUNTER S.THOMPSON. CATTLE DECAPITATION. FRED KRUEGER. KURT VONNEGUT. JACK KETCHUM. CHUCK PALAHNIUK. ARTIE LANGE. PEACHES. SPICOLI. JACKIE O. NOT IN THIS ORDER.

My Blog

if i had a nickel...

 ....for everytime someone told me i should slow down on my drinking, i could afford a lot more alcohol.
Posted by lil ze on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:01:00 PST

am i going to be a mother?

well i have not wanted to have children for a while, when i was younger, my goal was to have around five kids. when i got older i realized that would be ridiculous. first off i am not the motherly typ...
Posted by lil ze on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:12:00 PST

i know about an apple a day.............

but what alcohol is best for what sickness? i have a scratchy throat right now and am drinking a tall can, it feels pretty good going down the ol pipes, the most refreshing drink of the day. but ...
Posted by lil ze on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:38:00 PST

worse than being just an alcoholic.

this morning i awoke at 5:10 on my friends couch very hungover and walked three miles to my place. i then showered, got ready for work and left at 7:20 on my bike for work. that was a four mile ride. ...
Posted by lil ze on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:50:00 PST

will god really bless me to be a zombie?

so yesterday on my way to work i lost control because i was going too fast in a field and scraped up my elbow something awful. i am going to post the pics so if you think i am just being a wuss let me...
Posted by lil ze on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:52:00 PST

drunken/stoned jogging.

there are good and bad parts to being a drunken jogger.the bad part: trying to jog drunk, it's fun but takes a lot more effort.the good part: there is an ice cold tall can waiting for you after the sh...
Posted by lil ze on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:08:00 PST

is this considered anti-catholic?

i hope it is. i am vegetarian and for lent i am going ot eat meat. that probably makes me a bad vegetarian but i thinks it's funny.
Posted by lil ze on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:34:00 PST

the joy of giving birth to your mans bambino.

i do not ever want children. the responsibility and limitations seem outrageous to me. yet, i still desire the look a man gives a woman while she is carrying his unborn child. but thats just it, ...
Posted by lil ze on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:41:00 PST

when i die.

when i die, like most people, i would like for it to be a celebration more than a meloncholy event. i want everyone to where there "gettin some booty tonight" outfits. the music is going to be a galli...
Posted by lil ze on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:22:00 PST

the most prolific writing of our time.

double up, kells new album. masterpiece is the only word that comes to mind when i think of this cd. when first thinking of writing a blog on double up, i really wanted to be intricate and use quotes,...
Posted by lil ze on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:08:00 PST