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wayne

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

g'date mates. ive just arrived in australia and am trying my hardest to fit in. too easy. sweet as. this arvo'. how am i doing?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

kylie or chopper

My Blog

Life Cycle

I think the life cycle is all backwards You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.You get kicked out for being too he...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:37:00 GMT

Dictionary '06

New entries for the dictionary 2006   GOING FOR A McSH*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention> of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a> pimply staff me...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:39:00 GMT

does ur penis deserve a raise?

wud u wanna work as much as a dick does????I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons* I do physical labour* I work at great depths* I plunge head first into everything I...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:21:00 GMT