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Russselll

Anger is a Gift

About Me

i beat the sun in a staring contest, i use red hot lava to moisturize my skin, i invented the apple, i built mount Everest with a bucket and a spade, i can have my cake AND eat it too, i was born in a log cabin that i built with my bare hands, i never breath i just hold air hostage, my autobiography is just a list of everybody that i have killed, bigfoot takes pictures of me, i can strike a match on a bar of soap, i am allowed to talk about fight club, i sneeze electricity, my smile once brought a puppy back to life, when i cross the street cars have to look both ways, i can dribble a football, i was a stunt double for Optimus Prime, and when the boogie man goes to sleep at night he checks under his bed for me first.. true story

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

My 2 cars^_^

Music:

in my player right now i have john legend, Eminem, and rage against the machine. very broad

Books:

Im forced to read my school books that should count..

Heroes:

spiderman!