Put your money where your mouth is! (It's a lot safer there than in a bank.) |
A true act of love, unlike imaginary love, is hard and forbidding. Imaginary love yearns for an immediate heroic act that is achieved quickly and seen by everyone. People may actually reach a point w... Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:02:00 GMT |
Don't think of death as an end, just a really effective way to cut down on your expenses. |
There were some things that only time could cure. Evil men could be destroyed, but nothing could be done with good men who were deluded.--Arthur C. Clarke Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:11:00 GMT |
College is so exciting. One time the National Guard came and shot some of my friends. |
"You can plan all you want to. You can lie in your morning bed and fill whole notebooks with schemes and intentions. But within a single afternoon, within hours or minutes, everything you plan and eve... Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:54:00 GMT |
Showmanship: maybe that's what's missing from my gonorrhea. |
It is only when it is allowed to crystallize into history that a myth becomes useless--and possibly dangerous. For example, when the story of the resurrection of Jesus is read as a symbol for the s... Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:03:00 GMT |
Ultimate Fighting Championship: when making gay porno just won't do. |
"Desire is creation, is the magical element in that process. If there were an instrument by which to measure desire, one could foretell achievement."--Willa Cather Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:28:00 GMT |
Let them find out about your secret family at the viewing of your video will. |
The point is it wouldnt be so bad if it werent so typical...Its a disease. Nobody thinks or feels or cares any more; nobody gets excited or believes in anything except their own comfortable little... Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 10:55:00 GMT |
Face it: When the time comes, are those two eggheads gonna get your kid laid? |
"Speaks well of a man to need a little something in this world. I wouldn't trust a man who could git through it cold sober."Harry Crews Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 03:41:00 GMT |
I'm not afraid of the dark! I'm afraid of the evil it conceals. |
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.--Wilhelm Stekel Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 05:46:00 GMT |
Everybody knows that if female genitalia could speak, it would sound exactly like Enya. |
They live among the hard facts of life, reality, as it is called. It is the reality of a swamp and they are like frogs who have nothing better to do than to croak. The more they croak the more real l... Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 06:40:00 GMT |
Imagine if your government got together and decided you weren't cute. |
Godzilla in Mexico by Roberto BolaƱo
Listen carefully, my son: bombs were falling
over Mexico City
but no one even noticed. The air carried poison through
the streets and open windows.
You'd... Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 05:44:00 GMT |