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(Ryun) The Suicide Kid

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

writer. musician. drunk. lonesome traveler. AGENT. et cetera. member of the People Who Hate People party. creator of and detractor from the Ryun Horn Fan-Club. author of "1,001 Things To Do When You Can't Think Of Anything To Do and Need To Take Orders From A Poorly-Written Book"...the suicide kid goes to town...(I like things.)...what a bastard...This profile was edited with Edit Your MySpace

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

(Readers and artists, those are my kind--got no time for hooligans.) Kurt Vonnegut. Chuck Palahniuk. Soren Kierkegaard. Mark Twain. Jon Stewart. Henry Miller. Charlie Kaufman. Abby Elliott. Hunter S. Thompson. Jackson Pollock. Diablo Cody. Andrei Codrescu. Eddie Izzard. John Lennon. David Lynch. Albert Camus. Natalie Portman. Tom Robbins. Abbie Hoffman. John Cleese. Anais Nin. Mos Def. Noam Chomsky. Bill Murray. Dorothy Parker. Albert Einstein. Groucho Marx. Joel and Ethan Coen. Naomi Wolf. Stephen Colbert. Isaac Brock. Rumi. Tina Fey. Cesar Vallejo. Natasha Lyonne. Pablo Picasso. Thom Yorke. Arianna Huffington. Any number of Suicide Girls. Woody Guthrie. Lucy Davis. William S. Burroughs. Sean Penn. Bobby Seale. Zach Galifianakis. Mark Rothko. Kate Winslet. Fyodor Dostoevsky. Naomi Watts. Martin Luther King, jr. Zooey Deschanel. Mahmoud Darwish. Amina Munster. Rachel Maddow. Bill Hicks. Jenny Lewis. Kelly MacDonald. Cormac McCarthy. Dylan Moran. Huey Newton. Maria Taylor. Elizabeth Rohm. William Blake. Jesus Christ, that I might be the first to apologize to him for Christianity. A body comin' through the rye. A girl who reads, can hold her liquor and doesn't act like a mental patient. You, maybe. And Ashlynn Brooke.
Bob Dylan - It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding) *[this song is music's Karamazov--RH]:

My Blog

Put your money where your mouth is! (It's a lot safer there than in a bank.)

A true act of love, unlike imaginary love, is hard and forbidding. Imaginary love yearns for an immediate heroic act that is achieved quickly and seen by everyone. People may actually reach a point w...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:02:00 GMT

Don't think of death as an end, just a really effective way to cut down on your expenses.

There were some things that only time could cure. Evil men could be destroyed, but nothing could be done with good men who were deluded.--Arthur C. Clarke
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:11:00 GMT

College is so exciting. One time the National Guard came and shot some of my friends.

"You can plan all you want to. You can lie in your morning bed and fill whole notebooks with schemes and intentions. But within a single afternoon, within hours or minutes, everything you plan and eve...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:54:00 GMT

Showmanship: maybe that's what's missing from my gonorrhea.

It is only when it is allowed to crystallize into history that a myth becomes useless--and possibly dangerous. For example, when the story of the resurrection of Jesus is read as a symbol for the s...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:03:00 GMT

Ultimate Fighting Championship: when making gay porno just won't do.

"Desire is creation, is the magical element in that process. If there were an instrument by which to measure desire, one could foretell achievement."--Willa Cather
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:28:00 GMT

Let them find out about your secret family at the viewing of your video will.

The point is it wouldnt be so bad if it werent so typical...Its a disease. Nobody thinks or feels or cares any more; nobody gets excited or believes in anything except their own comfortable little...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 10:55:00 GMT

Face it: When the time comes, are those two eggheads gonna get your kid laid?

"Speaks well of a man to need a little something in this world. I wouldn't trust a man who could git through it cold sober."Harry Crews
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 03:41:00 GMT

I'm not afraid of the dark! I'm afraid of the evil it conceals.

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.--Wilhelm Stekel
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 05:46:00 GMT

Everybody knows that if female genitalia could speak, it would sound exactly like Enya.

They live among the hard facts of life, reality, as it is called. It is the reality of a swamp and they are like frogs who have nothing better to do than to croak. The more they croak the more real l...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 06:40:00 GMT

Imagine if your government got together and decided you weren't cute.

Godzilla in Mexico by Roberto BolaƱo Listen carefully, my son: bombs were falling over Mexico City but no one even noticed. The air carried poison through the streets and open windows. You'd...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 05:44:00 GMT