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I was born august 6th 1980 in Portland Oregon. My dad was a musician, so, I travelled the country with him and my family. Of course, music is in my blood, so, I've been in bands since I was in 8th grade. My current one is calledCICERO
I am self employed- I teach guitar. I have a desire to be in the music industry, not only as a performer, but also as either a promoter or a producer (or both). In fact, In addition to my guitar teaching and my band, I just started a new booking and promotion company, Royalty Wears Thorns Promotions
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I've been told I should have my own talk show and that I'm very funny. I guess my humor is in the eye of the beholder. I'm a major smart ass. I think that Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, carlos mencia and Sam Kinison (RIP) are the funniest people ever.
I love 24, House, Family Guy and the Law and Order Franchise. I have over 1,000 CD's.
I'm a Christian. I attend solid rock fellowship church in Beaverton, Oregon. Sadly, in january 2006, I was divorced, but, I'm moving on with my life, learning from past mistakes and seeing how to avoid making the same ones in the future. While I was married I lived in Vegas. It's too hot. I prefer parkas and beanies over shorts and a tank top.
I just got out of a long term relationship. Not sure what's next...
Chuck Norris jokes are funny, and any joke can be punchlined with chuck norris and much hilarity would ensue...
I don't consider myself physically attractive.
I am a big fan of giving and receiving hugs and I consider myself to be a fabulous hugger.
I have a big mouth, and I always speak my mind, and Often become familiar with the taste of my foot, and my knees bear the marks of too much kneeling.
I am a sore loser and a bad winner.
In addition to music, I like playing poker and craps, reading, going to church, reading my bible, walking my dog, finding out weird facts about people and places, studying politics, writing (working on a novel), debating, eating, cooking, watching football, and pretending to be smarter then I am. If you debate with me and you cry, I assume I am the winner. I also enjoy wikipedia- both as a poster, an editor, and an avid reader. I've also recently discovered the joys of Karaoke (thanks Big Dan and Josh)
I suck at typing, but I'm a great speller
I guess I am fairly well rounded. I am the oldest of four. We're all musicians. I have two brothers and one sister.
My pet peeves include (but are not limited too): bad grammar, posers, the French, liberalism,, terrorists, Simple Plan, Sum 41, Paris Hilton, Nick Lachey, French food, people who fear death, people who don't like cheese, boring people, people who let their kids leave the phone messages, people who don't leave their name on phone messages, Superman, bad poker players who think they're good, mornings, people and bands who don't respond to e mails, people who whine about being hung over, people who are easily offended, the fact that teleporting machines have not been invented yet, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, people who protest war because it's the hip thing to do, whiggers, cholos, shopping at wal mart, the fans of horrible bands, horrible bands, Yoko Ono, the seattle mariners, the st louis rams (and all their fans- sorry to half my family, the movies TITANIC and AUGUST RUSH, Korean cars, bad spellers, etc
POLITICS
Bob Hope said it best:
You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian
I distrust the government (what problems has the government ever solved?) am fiercely independent, and don't belong in either of the major parties.
Religion and politics should never mix, in my opinion... and I feel oppressed by the government (why does it matter to them if I wear my seat belt? if I'm not smart enough to wear it on my own... so what?).
I don't want the government to cramp my self made style. Or anyone else's for that matter.
I'm proud to say that I'm pro-choice on absolutely everything (except abortion, which should be illegal, but handled on a state level, NOT a federal one)! What's Your Political Persuasion?
You Are 68% Republican
I have a good deal of elephant running through my blood, and I'm proud to be conservative.
I don't fit every Republican stereotype, but I definitely belong in the Republican party (which totally contradicts my membership in the libertarian party). How Republican Are You?
You Are 8% Democrat
If I have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance (because I have a brain, I am instantly disqualified from belonging to the democrat party).
I'm a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that! How Democrat Are You?
You Are 88% Capitalist, 12% Socialist
I'm a capitalist pig - and proud of it.
I believe that business makes the world great...
And I'd never be ashamed of being rich! Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?