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About Me

i play music, lots of it. when the mood strikes, i paint, draw, sketch, and/or color. i'm a gem cutter. i make chainmaille too! (you know, medieval armour). i'm a closet puzzle freak. the bigger the better. 5000 pieces? bring it on! i like to feel tough by winning staring contests with my cat. IM NOT A GEEK! IM A LEVEL 12 PALADIN!!! i pride myself on making a good chicken noise (braawk). my favorite three letter acronym is TLA. i dont need a map when i go to disneyland. i have a PhD in sarcasm. i detest onions or oniony type things. i like "your mom", "your face", and "thats what she said" jokes. i am fluent in scandanavian. i do not have a middle name. i am the best minesweeper player you have ever met. i am a ninja. i belong to a guild (in real life). i brag about being REALLY good at ping pong but i'm really not that good... i make a great (kraft) macaroni and cheese. i like shiny things and things that sparkle. i am bad at remembering birthdays unless they are in august or on february 10th. i do not believe in aliens, bigfoot, or canada. jalapenos make me hiccup. i like to dig holes. i have a super power. i like waterfalls. i caught a crab in the ocean with my bare hands (update: i have now caught TWO crabs in the ocean with my bare hands!) if you can make me cry, i will give you $20.

My Interests

if God didn't want us to eat animals, then how come He made 'em out of meat?

I'd like to meet:

tinkerbell, john titor, whoever invented spandex (and maybe velcro), someone to teach me how to play raquetball, anyone that has a ping pong table.

Your Life Is Worth...
$1,004,500 How Much Is Your Life Worth?
You Are 12% Sociopath
You're empathetic, loyal, and introspective.
In other words, there's no way you're a sociopath... but you can spot one pretty easily! Are You A Sociopath?
You scored as Bomb. Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Bomb

53%

Natural Causes

47%

Poison

47%

Suffocated

47%

Suicide

47%

Disappear

47%

Gunshot

40%

Eaten

40%

Stabbed

40%

Disease

33%

Cut Throat

33%

Accident

20%

Drowning

7%
How Will You Die??
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Music:

let's start a band!

Movies:

Superbad!

Television:

24, the office, weeds, peep show, heroes, elimidate, martha stewert (after prison), king of the hill, planet earth, COPS, the price is right, conan, space ghost (rip), anything on OPB, Bob Ross (you know the "happy little trees" guy).

Books:

books?

Heroes:

randy.

My Blog

born again unbeliever

this blog is dedicated to:you, my friends. i've learned something valuable from nearly every one of you and our interactions have enriched my life to an unmeasurable degree. preface:the past yea...
Posted by josh the terrible on Wed, 14 May 2008 03:17:00 PST

this isnt helping my "ego issue".

so get this: i've been doing karaoke for a few months now. i started by singing a few select songs that i knew really well and that were well within my vocal range. get...
Posted by josh the terrible on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:20:00 PST

somebody help!!!

i think my ego is getting too big. can someone knock me down a couple of notches please? i mean, i'm pretty much the most awesome person i know. go ahead, do your worst...
Posted by josh the terrible on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:14:00 PST

things to do

i recently started making a list of "things to do". life is all about experiences and i've realized, at the tender age of 29, that i have yet to experience many of the wonderful things that life...
Posted by josh the terrible on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:23:00 PST

the meaning of life.

anybody?
Posted by josh the terrible on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:16:00 PST

hmmm...

i was just thinking: "i wish when i farted, it made a poot poot sound". that would be awesome. think about it. say poot poot out loud to yourself. pretty sweet, huh?...
Posted by josh the terrible on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:35:00 PST

bundle of joy!

well, there is a new addition to the "terrible" family. ...and it is 40 inches long. err... wide, rather. okay, everybody on three: one, two, three - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! as a...
Posted by josh the terrible on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:44:00 PST

i wanted green but i settled for black

so i went to look for green garnet this weekend at an undisclosed location. after talking to a couple of well informed individuals, we happened across an area with an abundance of black augite c...
Posted by josh the terrible on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

i like to get dirty.

man, oh man. i went mining twice this summer for oregon sunstones and i have to say, nothing has changed me so profoundly in quite some time. it's my first day back to work and all i can t...
Posted by josh the terrible on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:01:00 PST

i left my heart on space mountain.

for a person that loathes getting older, the best way to forget your birthday is to: go to disneyland! i barely even thought about the fact that i was one year closer to dying (which will happen at ag...
Posted by josh the terrible on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:16:00 PST