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Rest In Peace Chris (5/22/2007)

About Me

I was born in a brothel, in a town which now no longer exists. When I was born, my mother mistook the afterbirth as my twin. And the cuter one, too, apparently. I was immediately sold to the cleaning woman for a stamp. The cleaning woman went by the name of Magda, lived out of the edge of town in an abandoned freezer with a bum named Lucky. Magda and Lucky used to fight over who's turn it was to beat me. I was kicked out of the freezer when I hit puberty. So I hit the open road. For the next ten years I wandered, sorta like that German Shepard... Hobo. Except I don't lick strangers faces unless I was fucking them. The only way I can come is to be hit by a bus.(Manny Coon, KITH)



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My Interests



I'd like to meet:



Music:


MY FAVORITE BANDS
ROCK:

- Evanescence
- Disturbed
- AC/DC
- Nick Black
- Seether
- COG
- The Screaming Jets
- Egypt Central
- Breaking Benjamin
- gODHEAD
- Saliva
- Ra
- Theory Of A Deadman
- Rob Zombie
- KoRn
- 12 Stones
- I:SCINTILLA
- Blue October
- Ozzy Osbourne
- The White Stripes
- Three Days Grace
- Sevendust
- Crossfade
- Godsmack
- Papa Roach
- Hoobastank
- Chevelle
- Cold
- Fuel
- Live
- Queens Of The Stoneage
- Flyleaf
- The Cranberries
- Linkin Park (Until They Became Whiny Little Bitches)

OTHER GREATS:
- Elton John
- Billy Joel
- Eric Clapton

80'S FLASHBACK
- Queen
- Midnight Oil
- Men At Work
- Queensryche
- Alice Cooper
- Skid Row
- Metallica
- Pat Benetar
- Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
- Cyndi Lauper

CLASSIC ROCK

- Neil Diamond
- Jimmy Buffett
- Bellamy Brothers
- CCR
- Roy Orbison
- Traveling Wilburys
- Bob Seger
- Fleetwood Mac
- Jefferson Airplane
- Steppenwolf
- Blue Oyster Cult
- Deep Purple
- Mama's And The Pappa's

Movies:

MY FAVORITE MOVIES
HORROR:
- Shaun Of The Dead
- Hot Fuzz
- Night Of The Living Dead
- Dawn Of The Dead
- Day Of The Dead
- Land Of The Dead
- Silent Hill
- Wrong Turn
- Hostel
- Darkness Falls
- Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
- House Of 1000 Corpses
- Devils Rejects
- Final Destination
- Final Destination 2
- Final Destination 3
- Exorsicm Of Emily Rose
- The Skeleton Key
- Saw
- Saw II
- Ghostship
- Thir13en Ghosts
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
- FeardotCom
- Cujo
- Pet Cemetary
- The Exorcist
- Exorcist II: The Heretic
- The Omen
- Evil Dead
- Evil Dead 2
- Hellraiser
- Hellbound: Hellraiser II
- Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
- Hellraiser: Bloodline
- Constantine
- StrangeLand
- The Others
- Madhouse
- 2001 Maniacs
- Death Tunnel
COMEDY:
- Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin The Untold Story
- The Crocodile Hunter-Collision Course
- History Of The World Part 1
- Blazing Saddles
- Young Frankenstein
- The Producers
- Space Balls
- Robin Hood: Men In Tights
- Dracula: Dead and Loving It
- High Anxiety
- The Big Lebowski
- Airplane
- Wrongfully Accused
- Spy Hard
- Mr. Magoo
- The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad
- The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
- Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
- 2001: A Space Travesty
- Clerks
- Clerks 2
- Mallrats
- Chasing Amy
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
- Vulgar
- Euro Trip
- The Pink Panther
- Shrek
- Finding Nemo
- Ice Age
- Ice Age 2
- Robots
MISC:
- The Great Gatsby
- Thunderstruck
- Sin City
- The Da Vinci Code
- Mindhunters

Television:

MY FAVORITE SHOWS

- Family Guy
- American Dad
- The Simpsons
- Drawn Together
- A Haunting
- Futurama
- The Riches
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- Croc Files
- The Crocodile Hunter
- Mad TV
- Mail Call
- Robot Chicken
- Mind Of Mencia
- South Park
- CSI
- CSI Miami
- Cold Case
- Dog The Bounty Hunter
- Strangers With Candy
- Are You Being Served?
- Absolutely Fabulous
- The Kids In The Hall
- Weird Travels
- Haunted New England
- Law And Order (The Original WITH Lenny...Not The Briscoe Wannabe)

ANYTHING ON:

- The Learning Channel
- The History Channel
- History International
- National Geographic
- The Discovery Channel
- Anything About Ghosts On The Travel Channel

Books:


- The DaVinci Code

Heroes:

MY HEROES
- My Mom And Dad (United States Army Vets)
- My Brother, Ed (U.S.M.C. Vet)
- United States Soliders - Past, Present And Future
- Steve Irwin (R.I.P)
- George A. Romero
- John Pemberton
NEWSPAPER ARTICLE (DATE UNKNOWN):
Ellic Friend made a trip to Corpus Christi to see his son, PFC Richard D. Friend, who was wounded in the battle of Korea. He is in the Corpus Christi Naval Hospital. At the time Richard was wounded, he was carrying in his pocket his little Testament and a letter he had written to his mother. The bullet went through the letter and the Testament and ricocheted, puncturing his kidney. If this had not happened, he would have lost a lung and maybe his life. He had previously been wounded in the shoulder, but after being treated in the field hospital, he returned to the battle front. He said the going was pretty rough for a while and all they had to eat for three days was a small bowl of rice. We hope Richard will soon be out again for we feel that he has done a great service for his country.

My Blog

This Is Fucking Ridiculous

A teacher speaks This is a classic example of what's wrong with America today: Letter by a Florida teacher............... A teacher speaks. This is a subject close to my heart. Do you know that we hav...
Posted by Çhiefte§§ " on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:56:00 PST

Twas The Night Before Christmas...

To all my family and friends...Have a wonderful holiday and for fucks sake be safe!That is all........
Posted by Çhiefte§§ " on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:43:00 PST

Veterans Day 2007

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Posted by Çhiefte§§ " on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:11:00 PST

Halloween Superstitions and Omens

- If you hear foot steps behind you on this night, don't look back. It may be the dead following you. Turning back could mean that you will soon join the dead. - Tying a knot into a handkerchief wards...
Posted by Çhiefte§§ " on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:01:00 PST

And So It Goes...

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton :   I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted forClinton-Gore."So, I sat down and reflected on that.I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have...
Posted by Çhiefte§§ " on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:07:00 PST

Patriot Day

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Posted by Çhiefte§§ " on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:56:00 PST

Crikey

Remembering Steve IrwinThe Crocodile Hunter1962 - 2006  R.I.P ...
Posted by Çhiefte§§ " on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:35:00 PST

Just So You Dont Ask...

GENERAL: NAME: Becky AGE: 26 DATE OF BIRTH: January 14 HEIGHT: 5'8" HAIR: Blue / Dark Brown (Naturally) EYES: Dark Brown PIERCING(S) / TATTOO(S): 5 Piercings, No Tattoos Just Yet SIBLINGS: 2 Brother...
Posted by Çhiefte§§ " on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:52:00 PST

About Fucking Time!!!

Right on, Andy Rooney!Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly disc...
Posted by Çhiefte§§ " on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:53:00 PST

Paris Hilton NEEDS To Die!

With the body of a crack whore and the face of someone viciously beaten with a cast iron frying pan, her screaming and tantrum throwing in court, just goes to prove that the government needs to start ...
Posted by Çhiefte§§ " on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:39:00 PST