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Captain Red Beard

I am here for Networking

About Me

WORKHORSE IS COMING

My Interests

Zoo keeping, and mutants, and things you can BBQ

I'd like to meet:

a roast pig

Music:

Drinkin'kind

Movies:

Mother fuckin' werewolf movies nagoo.

Television:

Have you seen the show GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER?

Books:

Currenlty reading the old testament I love comics

Heroes:

Phineas Gage

My Blog

I’d roast a pig for you

Recently at work, my long time friend and co-worker mike was having vehicle issues on this side of the road, while the hood of his truck was up and holding jumper cables in hand he attempted to f...
Posted by Captain Red Beard on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:25:00 PST

The Art of hot dogs

It has occurred to me I need drunk bunnies, pink and green, or are they dead. Or maybe i don't, maybe I need to sever the need for drunk/dead bunnies and brand me a tooth. What ever, i know, no matter...
Posted by Captain Red Beard on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:53:00 PST

Breakfast

Who decided how big the meat lovers breakfast at Great Scotts should be? I'd like to slap that dude with a fist.... toothless tooth... swollen lip and cracked mouth....tooth
Posted by Captain Red Beard on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:28:00 PST

We're gonna need a bigger liver

Wow, when War-Machine comes to town get ready to ho-down. Weds night - drunk Thursday night -drunk Friday afternoon - drunk, Friday Evening - drunk Friday Night god damn drunk Saturday Deaf and Dru...
Posted by Captain Red Beard on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:34:00 PST

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY.

I wake up sunday not feeling hung over. Why? who fuckin cares. I'll was really excited about the show, we were playing a new venue (Benders Tavern) and playing with 3, yes 3 bands we'd never played wi...
Posted by Captain Red Beard on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:30:00 PST

SHOW 2

Alright, Show numero 2, A short history about the booking of this Show. While loading up the gear before heading to show one, we recieved a call from cad.Sam from crusher bound cadillac asking if...
Posted by Captain Red Beard on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:56:00 PST

Weekend of death!!!

Holy shit balls my brain is still not working. We (WORKHORSE) had a good taste of what touring is like. 3 shows in row, and I'm still a little cloudy from it all. Our first show was ok. Rolled up to a...
Posted by Captain Red Beard on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:59:00 PST

Studio Beast Pt 2

The remaining leaves awaiting the fall had been completely removed by way of the rumble. The low end brain had been working, slaving, grinding his axe in preparation for the others to return.  ...
Posted by Captain Red Beard on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

The Beard abides

This week me beard felt a we bit dry and would not behave. So I treated me beard to quarter size smidge of suave. Needless to say the beard is back to it's fun loving, child tugging, dog bitin' self. ...
Posted by Captain Red Beard on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST

Studio Beast Pt. 1

I thought it would be swell to have some documentation (in my own little story telling ways) of my experience in the studio.             &nb...
Posted by Captain Red Beard on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:09:00 PST