APR 2009: Looks like that trip to the moon is going to have to wait. The recent collision between the derelict Russian spy satellite and the American TV satellite has created a growing cloud of debris that has delayed the launch indefinitely. Committees must be formed and information must be gathered in the most bureaucratic of fashions before space travel can be deemed safe again for commonfolk. But we CAN tell you that when we get up there we're gonna get to the bottom of this...dammit.JAN 2009: This act is going places. Having just purchased Skylab from NASA on Craigslist, Lunar Caustic is currently awaiting special Moon-only passports and a reprint of Skylab's user's manual from the government.
"Everything just fell into place," stated visibly excited Lunar Caustic. "Pelosi in particular was totally interested in finding ways to get us some funding. And then I got that killer deal on the 'Lab, and those passports should be be here any day now...we're very excited."
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