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Kitch Dogg

Go be a jackass somewhere else.

About Me

i am wicked awesome

My Interests

vega voo

I'd like to meet:

Mr. T, Rudy Ray Moore, Woody Allen, Maya Angelou, Parker Posey, Eddie Izzard, Jimmy Buffett, Bill Cosby, Christopher Guest, Lester Rhubarb, Dave Chapelle, Babe Ruthless, your mom - i would love to meet your mom...

Music:

Workhorse, Go Robot!, Stillwater Underground, The Malarky Brothers, Richard Cheese, Red Elvises, Cake, Jimmy B, MTX, BNL, NIN, Dethklok.

Movies:

Groundhog Day, Zoolander, Tromeo and Juliet.

Television:

Dexter, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Stargate, Home Movies, The Office, South Park, The Riches, Invader Zim, Antique's Roadshow, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse.

Books:

Catch-22, 100 Years of Solitude, Love Is A Dog From Hell, Ask The Dust, On The Road, Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds (The Expurgated Version: The one without the Gammit), Lolita, House of Leaves (Don't read it).

Heroes:

Benjamin Franklin, Charles Bukowski, Rickey Henderson, Shaq, Richard Cheese.

My Blog

i met shaq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so today at work this crazy guy came in to buy some stuff but he needed a truck to get the stuff to his house so he called his friend who had a truck but was lost and i had to give the guy directions ...
Posted by Kitch Dogg on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 07:01:00 PST

missing my military friends: The Ba’ath Party

Last night I spent a lot of time thinking about my military friends and how much I missed all these people I love who are spread out across the country. I pictured a huge complex in the middle of Amer...
Posted by Kitch Dogg on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

my parents are crazy

my dad turned 57 the other day... we had a party and ate lots of food... then we played Cranium, the board game... my dad, crazy jimmy, had to draw the place "truck stop" and get his team to guess...h...
Posted by Kitch Dogg on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST

wayne newton

genavie and i are toying with the ideaof starting a"i hate wayne netwon"fan club... anti-fan club...who's interested?our mission statement shall be:"To provide Wayne Newton with the quality and profes...
Posted by Kitch Dogg on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:07:00 PST

eye

I was watching the Simpson's the other day - it was the 1990 Thanksgiving episode and Homer declared that his favorite football team is the Dallas Cowboys... it made me happy... I was at the gym two d...
Posted by Kitch Dogg on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:47:00 PST

the lone star state

here is the skinny on my trip back home to texas... teddy lee picked me up at the airport and snuck up on me while i was buying a soda (like he does)... then we went to his house and i saw a whit...
Posted by Kitch Dogg on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:48:00 PST

I'll start walking your way

I hate to admit it but I have been listening to a lot of country music lately - never really been a huge fan of it, but the past few weeks it has been speaking to me... whatever the hell that means......
Posted by Kitch Dogg on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

shark infested head

so i have two recurring dreams that ive had here and there for the better part of the past 10 years... dream one: me swimming alone in ocean and beneath me are hundreds of hungy sharks - i usually di...
Posted by Kitch Dogg on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:56:00 PST

dear mesa community college:

how dare you tear down the racketball courts where i loved to play...  there were only 4 of them and they werent in anybodys way... now instead of my beautiful stomping ground of happiness, there...
Posted by Kitch Dogg on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:42:00 PST

cue the scorpions

the weather is starting to heat up here in arizona... this seems to happen every year about this time - i am noticing a pattern, but more research is required... yesterday i saw the first spider of th...
Posted by Kitch Dogg on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:24:00 PST