The Truffle Shuffle...Breadheads...
...i'm partial to a piercing...
...Acid House (a cast of many)...
...The Jigger (guest starring The Jig himself)...
...Phone Boxing (Performed by Oscar, Camera: Laardvark)...
...Suburban Headbanging (Camera & commentary: Oscar, backing vocals: Jess)...
...Solo Vinegarette (Camera & commentary: Oscar)...
...Shooting Vinegar (Camera: Ali Berrie, co-starring: Oscar)...
...Bush Bouncing (Camera & commentary: Oscar, backing vocals: Shaggy)...
...Headgear (Camera: Ali Berrie, co-starring: Oscar)...(sorry...i didn't rotate it, just tilt your head left!)...
...Headgear 2 - The Revenge (Camera: Ali Berrie, co-starring: Oscar)......the occasional nasal blast of food repellant...
...and many other forms of tomfoolery...why not ask me more and i shall reveal some more (possibly!)...i don't tend to bite unless i'm specifically asked to...
I'd like to meet:
...anyone with a story to tell, who talks to teach, listens to learn, and learns to love...
Music:
The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm, and timbre...
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..."hey god, i watched the news tonight, why are your people so fucking mean"...
..."you'll never know yourself 'til you crash and burn"...
..."in another life you’re always the genius, in another life you’re always the star"...
..."go climb your broken ladder to your lowest high"...
..."when I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse"...
..."your laughter fills the air, once more I’m sensing defeat"...
..."a man came from above, said, have you had enough"...
..."the killer in me is the killer in you"...
..."what goes around comes around, you better realize"...
..."big ol’ gold belt"...
..."every thing that’s made is made to decay"...
..."in all that we do let us do it for love"...
..."I am lost, I’m no guide, but I’m by your side"...
..."when the moon hits the sky with a big piece of pie"...
..."i'm stuck with my pants down red-handed in sin, but with money like mine the lord always forgives me"...
..."the root of all evil is the heart of a black soul, a force that has lived all eternity"...
..."and so it was our beloved corporate gods, claimed they created rock video, allowing it to sink as low in one year, as commercial TV has in 25"...
..."what if told you there was nowhere you could run to, to hide from your fears"...
..."you keep saying I’m tired of you but I’m just tired, while I keep saying you’re sick of me but you’re just sick"...
..."talkin’ ‘bout my generation"...
..."don't you know that racism in among future kings, can only lead to no good"...
..."the dream is a fallacy come true, just wanna spend some time with you, on a beautiful day"...
..."old pope he got the Nazi’s to clean up their messes, exchanged for gold and paintings gave them new addresses"...
..."if you wrap yourself in daffodils, I will wrap myself in pain"...
..."there's a light on a hill, that's far out in the distance, and it calls out my name, it calls out for a change"...
..."once upon a time I was falling apart, now I’m always falling in love"...
..."how can you explain, why there's no time again"... .. ..."you can trust me i'm no criminal, but i'd kill my mother to be with you"... ..."she entered the room stumbling over her own ego...she had such good taste she would never go out with herself"... ..."i know sometimes i'm strange, it seems like i'll never change, but if i was like somebody else, would you feel the same"...
..."hey, it’s the sun, and it makes me shine"...
.. ..."why do i keep fucking up"...
..."if you could see the you that i see, when i see you seeing me, you'd see yourself so differently"...
..."i have no sympathy for you, you make me realise the who i am, i have no sympathy for thee, you make me realise the who i am not"...
..."they call me Mr Knowitall, i am so eloquent, perfection is my middle name, and whatever rhymes with eloquent"...
..."always feeling out of place, hiding behind a smiling face, there just ain't no pretty words, can't you see it fucking hurts"...
..."our bodies have finite limits"...
..."Sir, have a nice day"...
..."life, destruction, death, creation"...
..."ROCK did it"...
..."it’s not your colour that makes you a man, but the things that you do when you’re on this land"...
..."close my eyes tonight, my conscience by my side"...
..."I can love my fellow man, but I’m damned if I’ll love yours"...
..."you know the time of our lives is right now"...
..."chasing after stories that I’ve already been told"...
..."just like that I was falling in love"...
..."this is the end, beautiful friend, the end"...
..."why do you come here, when you know it makes things hard for me"...
..."time after time those fanatical minds try to rule all the world"...
..."all washed out from lack of sleep and promises I can’t keep"...
..."I’ve heard opinions, and I’ve heard dark rumours, and I’ve heard you every time"...
..."never thought it’d be so hard to see you grow so fast, and turn into the man I used to be"...
..."the dogs lay at your feet, and the wind caressed you cheek"...
..."no truth no trust the American way"...
..."do you want to fuck do you want a friend, do you want sex do you want revenge"...
..."keep it in the bottom drawer where you hide the sex tools"...
..."i will not be treated as property"...
..."why can’t you believe in me"...
..."life is what you make it, and if you make it death then rest your soul away"...
..."in a night of despair, only one light is there"...
..."listen to the victim abused by the system, the basis is racist you know that we must face this"...
..."who am I to take up all the blame, I look for reasons why, but nothing becomes of it"...
..."we saw shadows of the morning light, shadows of the evening sun, ‘til the shadows and the light were one"...
..."yesterday I struggled a little less than today"...
..."mommy takes the strings off your bass, so you won’t hang yourself"...
Movies:
A sequence of photographs projected onto a screen with sufficient rapidity as to create the illusion of motion and continuity...
...if you agree, click the pic
"Which Big Lebowski character are you?"
Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!
Television:
The transmission of visual images of moving and stationary objects, generally with accompanying sound, as electromagnetic waves and the reconversion of received waves into visual images... ...adverts...WHY ALL THOSE DAMN ADVERTS SPOILING WHAT I'M WATCHING??!!...does it lie...does it not...is there someone laughing at us from within..
Books:
A set of written, printed, or blank pages fastened along one side and encased between protective covers...Orwell, Myss, Rollins, Hitler, Marx/Engles...you know the coup...
Heroes:
...His Holiness the Dalai Lama of Tibet..."In the history of man, it has already been proved that the human will is more powerful than the gun"...... ...Bill Hicks (RIP)..."That's kinda cruel man, going up to a smoker and coughing...you go up to crippled people dancing too, you fuck"...(click pics for official sites)...
