I believe in chasing your dreams so, heres to the crazy ones; the misfits; the rebels; the troublemakers; the round pegs in square holes. The ones who see things differently. The ones who want to make a difference. The ones who put other people first.They are not fond of rules and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you cant do is ignore them. Why?? Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, I see genius. The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. Ok ive had my rant... I love football. . Eatin kebabs..more chilli sausce pleeeeaaaase..I also enjoy swearing..fuck, fuckedy, fuck fuck, you fuck..sorry i get carried away somtimes. I can also dance Salsa..not very well but thats not the point.I like to think about usless shit, like wondering if you could fit everyone in the world on the isle of white, Ive done the calculations, it cant be done.. i know im a sad bastard. Sex is pretty good..infact it definitely beats wanking 'hands down'..man im funny. Im a big music fan, mainly because its so abstract. Music is different to any other art. Its canvas are your ears, as it recaptures the original joy and beauty of paradise. Its completely liberated, if that makes any sense..On the topic of beauty...it is always in the eye of the beholder kids so dont let anyone tell you, you aint. I am also the master of chatting shit if you hadnt already noticed its another of my many talents. Hey, it got me into a top ten University, silly bastards. I wouldnt let met do a jigsaw , let alone a degree .I like drinking tea. Watching womens beach volleyball is always entertaining, as is womens tennis, their groans give me jokes .Getting either drunk or stoned has seemed to have played a large part in my life so far but I am now wising up and getting back to the real world. Gona have abit of a rant now. Chavs / Hod rats/ Scallies- they are great -fuck the middle class and the Daily Mail. It is the medias way of deflecting the masses attentions to more needy issues. It is the ignorance of the common man. We should be more preoccupied with the rich criminals at the top of this fucked up food chain, not the petty down to earth wide boys. Nuff said.
I'd like to meet:
The Dalai Lama so the little shit could show me how to reach nivarna. Blue, Busted and any other shit pop act so I could put them out of their misery and cut their vocal cords out, harsh but fair. The bloke who robbed my bike when i was twelve so I could stick needles in his eyes and maybe punch him. On a less violent and bitter note ( what would the Dalai Lama say ) Jesus.. just to see if he really was the great bloke everyone makes him out to be and to see if he could still do the business..water into wine any one. Ernesto Che Guevara sacrificed himself for the greater good-modern day marta-legend. Maradona, cheeky git. Hitler, just to see what made the old bean tick. Salvador Dali..amazing and a complete fruit . John Stuart Mill-legend. some of these peeps are dead so it my be a bit hard to hook up with them..but still .Ohh and of course lots of young, intelligent, willing ladies.
Music:
I love my independent hip hop, especially the fresh sounds coming out of London town thanks to a select few that are mentioned in my music section. I have attempted MC ing but frankly..Im shit. DJ MK (kilburns finest). Louis Slipperz. Taskforce. Buena vista social club. Gustavo Cerati. MC solar .Rootsmanuva. Skinnyman. Jehst. De la Soul. Cypress Hills old stuff. Wu-Tang. Herbaliser.Ian Brown. Tracy Chapman. The Verve .Mr Scruff. Nina Simone.Next Men. Stereophonics. Elliot Smith. Jose Gonzalez. Johny Cash. The Strokes. Oasis. Blur. Gorillaz. Yung MC. Skitz. Radio head. Cold Play. 2 Pac. BIG. New Order. The Killerz. Bobby Marley-legend. Smashing Pumpkins. Massive Attack. Portishead. Faithless. Chemical Brothers. Orbital. Leftfield. Moby. The Beatles. The Beach Boys. The Cure. The Clash. The Who. The Streets. Any underground hip hop or acoustic indie with a smooth melody. Thats just reminded me Badly Drawn Boy, Belle and Sebastian.
Movies:
Shawshank Redemption is my favorite film of all time, along with half the world. Closely followed by Lock Stock and Two Smoking barrels- 'Its cheap like the buggie'. Snatch. Dumb and Dumber 'I like it , I like it aaaaa lot'. Trainspotting- 'I knew that cunt was going to fuck some cunt'- so eliquant.Heat. The Godfather. Pulp Fiction. Resevoir Dogs. Lost in Translation. Big Fish. Human Traffic-' Who you been calling in Taiwain boy'. Happy Gilmore- 'your gona die clown'. Zoolander- 'So hot right now'. Old school- 'Your my boy blue'. Raging bull. Taxi Driver. Goodfellas. Scarface. Reqriuem for a Dream- the most fucked film ive seen. The Motor Cycle Diaries. Pie. Donnie Darko. City of God. Mallrats. Clerks. Casino.
Television:
Only realy watch if theres tits or football. That sounds terrible .With that said I gota give it to Simpsons, Alan Patridge, The Office, Peep Show is fucking hilarious, Father 'I LOVE MY BRICK' Ted and The Sopranos....I nearly forgot, i fucking love Only Fools and Horses DEl- "Ya just need to talk about money Trig, and the women will come flocking" Trigger- "I found one of those old 5 pound notes the other day"....classic
Books:
1984 by George Orwell cannot be tested. It shows mans yerning for absolute control and power. The dark side of humanity, where Big Brother's wishes to emulate a wrathful god, are fullfilled by constant surveillance of the publics actions and thoughts. Parts of which are starting to become worryingly evident in our own society .The power of the word plays a huge part in this book. The theory is, language shapes our ideas. So if you take away the word you cannot express the idea . It is Genius . The oppression of the right to freedom of thought and speach. "In this game that we are playing, we cannot win. It is just that some sorts of failure are better than others". Also Adrian Mole's Secret Diaries, by Sue Townsend, no matter how bad your day is Mole is always having a worst one, these books never fail to make me laugh. Anything by Oscar Wilde.The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S Lewis. The Colour Purple. Throwing The House Out of The Window. Anything by Roald Dahl. Bloomsbury Book of the Mind. Othello-its a play but still. An Inspector Calls- also a play but a great insight into the effects and origins of capitalistic greed. Che Guevaras Diaries.
Heroes:
Che Guevara. Dali Lama. Batman. Bill Hicks .MO-my dealer in Manchester.
