Hi. I'm Sass.
I ♥ the words HOODWINK and BAMBOOZLE.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sass
Birthday: The day my fat head came out my mom
Birthplace: Hospital
Current Location: On me lazy buttox
Eye Color: Blue/Green
Hair Color: Blondish
Height: 4'11"ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rightish
Your Heritage: Cheapish, Drunkish, Muttish, Lunaticish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Not wearing any
Your Weakness: Feelin Weak
Your Fears: Bein fearful
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust with magic mushrooms motherfucker
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Some shit...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fuck u fucker...Chuck yo patty..
Thoughts First Waking Up: I am the master of the universe.
Your Best Physical Feature: Sparkly eyes
Your Bedtime: LOL
Your Most Missed Memory: Bein little so I could act a fool
Pepsi or Coke: Neither...I've got a pussy tongue that says the bubbles hurt...boooo
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yo mammy
Single or Group Dates: Depends on my mood
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton mofo
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate bitch.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Flavored iced with xtra xtra
Do you Smoke: Herbal meds only fiend
Do you Swear: Fuck, Shit, Ass, Cunt, etc etc
Do you Sing: Unfortunately for others around me sometimes I do
Do you Shower Daily: From time to time
Have you Been in Love: I am right now and it's DELICIOUS!
Do you want to go to College: Going again in the Fall
Do you want to get Married: Yuppers...On 4/20!
Do you belive in yourself: Yes...and others should follow
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Don't u wish ur girlfriend was hot like me? I wish mine was!
Are you a Health Freak: Naaa, fuck health who needs it?
Do you get along with your Parents: When they aren't bein fuckers
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuck yea
Do you play an Instrument: Sometimes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Naaa...I partook in herbage though
In the past month have you Smoked: Naaa...Fuck Cancer, who needs it?!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Define drugs u nosy motherfucker...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Maybe
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Naaa
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yup...I pimp those bitches
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Naaa but I have once b4
In the past month have you been on Stage: The stage of snobby Blog
In the past month have you been Dumped: Naaa
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but nakedness should happen with or without water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Ur attention Spanky
Ever been Drunk: Naaa I prefer to call it cocked...sounds kinda dirty ;)
Ever been called a Tease: Naaa tho I'm not a slut like my mom.
Ever been Beaten up: Yup once when I was 11
Ever Shoplifted: Yup once when I was 12
How do you want to Die: I want to be awake
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Yo mammy
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt, Holland, and France to see Jim
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever
Favourite Hair Color: Refer to above...
Short or Long Hair: Whatever looks good on ya
Height: Nothin to tall bein that I'm midget style
Weight: Lil pudge is cool for cuddlin (spoonin rocks my piece)
Best Clothing Style: Oversized shit looks real cute on a guy, but whatever makes ya feel like the mac daddy is cool wit me...
Number of Drugs I have taken: Narc.
Number of CDs I own: Over 100
Number of Piercings: Ears, nose
Number of Tattoos: 2 sexy pieces on my back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Zero...I wouldn't be the glory which is me without my retard moments...
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