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Sadistic

funny..most people hope that I'm dead........

About Me

table table table table {border:0px; background-image:none;i do this living valled living and working...i attempt at being wiitty and it sometimes works...Not social as of late but trying to make up for it. I'm pretty ordinary and do like weird and eccentric things. I'm kinda fluffy and i dont care about my fat inner person. And yes, my soberity is a must. I will die if i go back. BOOKS ARE MY CRACK AND BORDERS IS MY CRACKHOUSE :)
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash. How Scary Are You?
You Are 90% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Sex
Your Favorite Target: Poseurs
Your Kill Count: 1,068,843,722
Your Battle Cry: "Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 18
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $58,615,501,611,737
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 60%
I like serial killers, reading, sex, boys, girls, boywho like boys, girls who like girls, and rainbows :)

My Interests

books, music, sex, nipples, and midgets
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adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

whoever, and jenna jameson, and trent reznor, shakespeare, and 30STM again

Music:

goth, metal, pop, classical, german porn music like such bands as.... 30STM, nin, kmfdm, revolting cocks, marilyn manson, front 242, FLA, process of elimination, 3 doors down, daddy yankee, kanye west, rob zombie, love is colder than death, MCR, meatloaf, a perfect circle, tool, the doors, beethoven, pink floyd, ICP, fuel, refer to manual, pigface, hanson, been really digging wumpscut lately......must be that soylent green that gets me hot...oh snap!

Movies:

anything and everything but to name a few or alot: the rocky horror picture show, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, memento, the matrix triology, van wilder, la blue girl, happy gilmore, the crow(all 4 but really does iggy pop sleep at night knowing the 2nd one sucked massive balls?), south park:bigger, longer, uncut; team america, baseketball, anything by kevin smith though chasing amy is down on the list, moulin rouge, jesus christ superstar, lost highway, hedgwig and the angry inch, party monster, pink floyd:the wall, anything porn even the shitty ones, underworld, lost boys, dracula 2000, bram stroker's dracula(gary oldman rocks), sid and nancy, the professional, and too many more that i can;t think about right now.

Television:

food network( i'm trying to be a better cook and iron chef is funny shit), cartoon network(we are the aqua teens,.......), and reality shows becuase it makes me life look so much better......

Books:

too many to name, but poppy z brite and chuck palahnuik are at the top...........anything banned, the anarchist's cookbook, erotica, the hot blood series, laurell k. hamilton, terry pratchett, bret easton ellis, christa faust, austugen burroughs, anythign that can keep my attention past page 5

Heroes:

myself because i got sober young and living in a drinking city.....if you have a problem with that then go fuck yourself.....enough said

My Blog

Rant/Dad’s home

I must rant about National Fuel. They sent me a shut off notice for 15 FUCKING CENTS...that's right $0.15. It cost more for them to print out the notice and mail the notice then the amount that was ov...
Posted by Sadistic on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 05:49:00 PST

haven’t been around because

my dad's in the hospital again...he has pneumonia and b/c if it he has a lil of the congestive heart failure like last january.....he was in pretty good spirits yesterday when i saw him and he may be ...
Posted by Sadistic on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:21:00 PST

the best fucking commerical ever

"hey Gavin want to get an egg mcmuffin?""what kind of meat mood am i in? Bacon, sausage, oohhh Canadian bacon?""You have meat moods?""I don't not have meat moods""you're weird""I am so sausage right n...
Posted by Sadistic on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:25:00 PST

as i cry

i've become such a sap in my old age...6 days til 29 i want marriage and kids and unconditional lovei miss jon like crazy atm.....saturday is too far awayyoutube should ban all romantic songs for life...
Posted by Sadistic on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST

i ’s sorry i;’ve been out of touch

i really dont feel like leaving my house....not for any particualr reason....just have no desire to do much.....i'm hoping to make it to technoir at the diablo if the weather makes it ok....windy as s...
Posted by Sadistic on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:12:00 PST

i can make salsa in 10 seconds..

Becuase i got the Magic bullet food chopper/cooker/drinker/ awesomeness that I now own. YAYI also got    Metalocylapse Season 1 DVD     a black sweater    ...
Posted by Sadistic on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:12:00 PST

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Miageta Yozora no Hoshi-tachi no hikari, Miageta Yozora no Hoshi-tachi no hikari Hitotsu Futatsu kane no ne wa hibiku Kokoro no naka de hidoki fukaku Monogatari no you na ishi ga shizuku Sono naka niw...
Posted by Sadistic on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:00:00 PST

All i want for Christmas...

is my dad to get better...to not keep have biopsys and tests and doctors appts.  I just want my dad back. I dont want to have to be the parent. and I can't bear to live with out him.
Posted by Sadistic on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:40:00 PST

Rant-o-matic

Ok a couple thingsa) i dont have a shitload of pics of me personally ie face/body shots becuase I AM NOT VAIN!!!!! i see way too many profiles of retarded people oh this is me on one day..the next da...
Posted by Sadistic on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 04:32:00 PST

Concert

going to beggars ball on tuesday i will be a zombie so i prob wont be wearing my glasses if you want say hibut come really closeor i will have no idea who the fuck you are...blindness rocks...
Posted by Sadistic on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:30:00 PST