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kiki

Walpurgis Urges

About Me

My Father once told me, he said, "Kiki, screw over everyone in this world except for 6 people and keep them around to be your pallbearers." This was at my Grandmother's funeral. So, my advice to you is this: Take a good look around you, figure out which side of the sword you're on, then think long and hard about whether you really wanna be my friend, because one day you may be called upon to carry my casket and put me in the ground.............................hmmm....my first girlfriend was a mexican lady I met in the cafeteria when I was in 1st grade. She would give me free milk. This is what someone had to say about me last night: "going to bathroom on dumpster, puddle of urine on ground and was still going when I stopped him." I get alot of shit for using the ustedes form, I´m barely catching onto to all this vale business, I fall more and more in love with Kim Deal everyday. I kinda looked like this not too long ago: I think the perfect tomato sauce should include a sweetness and acidity from tomatoes, have a piquante element from the pepper flakes, be perfumed by the herbs and garlic and have the underlying complexity of animal fat and flavour...such as slowly cooked beef or pork meat and bones. It should all be held together by a balance of oil and the substance and pulp of the tomato. It's pretty simple, like most good things. Fucking doesn't have to be a baroque affair. I kinda look like this now:

My Interests

Veal, Lamb, Lobster, Oysters, Duck, Spanish Wine, Brandy Alexanders, Green Dragons. As my friend dave sings: "fucking stuff, getting fucked up, getting stuffed and fucking shit up." Oh, I'm also an International Playboy! If you want to talk to me these days it's gonna be about Spain or John Cale.....or maybe that song where he sings about a castle in Spain, or the one about Andalusia or even the one about Segovia...you pick.

I'd like to meet:

Sexy and Satanic Spanish Vampires and anyone that likes to "tie one on". uhhmm...I like girls that either have dark hair, eat meat, understand the implications surrounding seasonal festivities in Latin countries or are Jews. Someone to push me around. This girl is cool. This one is too.

Music:

James Jamerson, Arnaldo Baptista, Rick Danko, Klaus Vorman, John Cale, John Entwistle, Paul McCartney, Bill Wyman and maybe John Paul Jones....on a good day.The guitars on Beast of Burden, the David Sanbourn solo in the middle of "Still Crazy After all these Years", Sylvia and Mickey's "Love is Strange"... and Leonard Cohen's "Death of a Ladies Man" ¨don´t go home with your hard-on¨. I like these guys:I just started playing with these guys:

Movies:

Any movie with Udo Kier....ohh...and anything that can be called "Classic Erotica" and or "Euro-trash". I really like "The Fearless Vampire Killers". I wrote and watched the sequel in a dream last night.

Television:

Cooking shows on PBS

Books:

Erotica and Cookbooks

Heroes:

Milo and The Bratz, Booze and Red Meat...oh..and Tia Gabi's ALBONDIGAS!!!!! Everyone in this movie is my hero.