hole in tooth equals hole in body |
I got out of work and picked up some chocolates to absentmindedly scarf down as i walked homewards across the sportsfield. suddenly i had a flashback to my dream from last night: it was horrible! it w...
Posted by sophy on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:07:00 PST |
stone age honey PART II |
for whatever it's worth,i just noticed a "best before" sticker on my honey. this honey lasts SUPPOSEDLY until july 2008, but maybe that's just to make me think i need to buy more honey when really i c...
Posted by sophy on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST |
stone age honey |
I dreamed i was an extra in a film about some heavy metal dude; it was like spinal tap only the musician was in charge of it and took it very seriously. at the end of the movie he had built this big m...
Posted by sophy on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:08:00 PST |
no more spheres |
Who's tripping down the streets of the citySmilin' at everybody she seesWho's reachin' out to capture a momentEveryone knows it's Windyi was doing some research on global wind patterns. luckily i have...
Posted by sophy on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:49:00 PST |
funny flavors |
okay how about this one:SALTY COFFEE. ? just kiddin! how about"cold coffee and hot women save you time."
Posted by sophy on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:42:00 PST |
i just wanna rock |
One thing that especially appeals to me about the idea of having a baby is that it would lend a more reasonable appearance to sitting in a rocking chair and singing songs all day. for a little while. ...
Posted by sophy on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:45:00 PST |
Fight the Power! |
My high school tormentor Jon Salzman posted one of those "here's how to see your profile views" things. you were supposed to repost it in order to set up this function.this is the correspondence that ...
Posted by sophy on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST |
Trouble and Strife |
One time in the summer of 2005 I was in a car driving back to New York city from a weekend on Block Island. i will never forget the moment when i realized CBS FM had changed into Jack FM. My uncle saw...
Posted by sophy on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST |
Speedos, Chupacabras |
My boyfriend told me that my suggestion he get a speedo swimsuit had been dismissed by another friend whose aesthetic sense i generally have great respect for. She said it was a 'bad idea', and also t...
Posted by sophy on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST |
a prune sized part of the brain |
I looked at the new york times today and was finally provided with a satisfactory explanation for why we can't just forget about landfills and send all our trash into space instead. people always look...
Posted by sophy on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST |
