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About Me

I enjoy interpretive dancing in grocery stores and other public places. I'm constantly singing. I absolutely love life and enjoy experiencing it with every single one of my senses, but that might be because I think about death so damn much. Read my column bitches!!!http://content.elpasotimes.com/openmic/

My Interests

rock n' roll, whiskey, sex, knives, fire... "dead things, Mikey, dead things"- Goonies

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Silverman, despite that whole Jewey thing. Oh, and Jack Black, I'd hit that.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Lionel Richie

Movies:

Almodovar, Tarantino, Lynch, Swingers, High Fidelity, Goonies, movies based on comic books (I blame that on my cousin Mario), horror movies... except zombie movies (I blame that on my cousin Mario, too)

Television:

Chappelle, Sarah Silverman, Scrubs, 24, Dharma and Greg, Food Network, the History Channel

Books:

Garcia-Marquez, Sandra Cisneros, Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez, Neruda, bios on musicians, and of course, Lenny Bruce

Heroes:

My Nana, My Grandpa Armendariz

My Blog

I gotta brand new pair of rollerskates, you gotta brand new key

If that's not a double entendre, I damn sure don't know what is!! Point is, I wanna be a roller girl. They've got leagues everywhere else, why not El Paso? I can't drive much, so I ...
Posted by La Reyna Crystal on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 08:08:00 PST

busco novio

Now taking applications for a holiday boyfriend because Canadia fucking sucks and so do the motherfuckin' Tragically Hip. Oh, and also because holiday music is driving me batty! Job Descr...
Posted by La Reyna Crystal on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 03:27:00 PST

La Foxy Lady

Prompted by recent events I decided to collect a few of these one liners from ya'all. I hope it amuses you... I just had to put it down, I was "confused and full of rage". Hey! I'm not done with...
Posted by La Reyna Crystal on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:36:00 PST

Somedays you just need a switchblade...

...or a twelve inch cock. You know what I mean. Somedays, you're not going at a hundred percent, ya can't "cowboy up" all on your on. So you whip out your switchblade, or your twelve...
Posted by La Reyna Crystal on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:16:00 PST

Suffer the Bunnies

The greatest band that never was. So Monka called me up the other day, she says we can't do it anymore, although we've yet to have our first practice. Ohhhh man, I needed this. It's...
Posted by La Reyna Crystal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Recreating the Dirty Black Summer

I have attempted to post this blog no less than three times, yet something always seems to get in the way of completing the damn thing. Maybe it shouldn't be posted. Does anybody else feel it. It...
Posted by La Reyna Crystal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST